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what would it be like?
And in this corner, weighing in at one thousand two hundred and sixty-six pounds...THE CRUSHER!!
QUOTE(bipto @ Dec 5 2004, 01:07 PM)
And in this corner, weighing in at one thousand two hundred and sixty-six pounds...THE CRUSHER!!
QUOTE(hairyb @ Dec 5 2004, 12:44 PM)
what would it be like?
uhmmmmm.... it wouldn't.
QUOTE(MountainLady @ Dec 5 2004, 01:52 PM)
QUOTE(hairyb @ Dec 5 2004, 12:44 PM)
what would it be like?
uhmmmmm.... it wouldn't.
uuuummmm..ok
it just souded interesting
QUOTE(hairyb @ Dec 5 2004, 11:44 AM)
what would it be like?
a dead gorilla
QUOTE(chrisandclauida2 @ Dec 5 2004, 02:13 PM)
QUOTE(hairyb @ Dec 5 2004, 11:44 AM)
what would it be like?
a dead gorilla
I think it would be like me vs. a keebler elf.....minus the magic....
QUOTE(Cheeseyeti @ Dec 5 2004, 03:39 PM)
I think it would be like me vs. a keebler elf.....minus the magic....
It's pretty much over when the big guy picks up a tree limb and swings it like Barry Bonds. 
2 Bigfoot in the woods glance over and see a gorilla. ( Don't ask me how he got there... maybe he escaped from the zoo.. or he joined the traveling circus and left because he didn't get his Christmas bonus).
Bigfoot 1: "Hey Mervin.. Take a look at this guy."
Bigfoot 2: "Hmmph.. Kinda short.. idn't he?"
Bigfoot 1: "Yeah.. walks funny too. Bet his name is 'Bubba.'"
Momma bigfoot appears.. and slaps Bigfoot 1 and Bigfoot 2 upside the head.
"I've told you time and again it isn't polite to stare and talk about those that are short and handicapped!"
The Bigfoots leave.
The gorilla glances over and sarcastically thinks to himself, "Yeah big skippy..that's it.. walk away.. How's the weather up there storkboy?"
Happy now?
Bigfoot 1: "Hey Mervin.. Take a look at this guy."
Bigfoot 2: "Hmmph.. Kinda short.. idn't he?"
Bigfoot 1: "Yeah.. walks funny too. Bet his name is 'Bubba.'"
Momma bigfoot appears.. and slaps Bigfoot 1 and Bigfoot 2 upside the head.
"I've told you time and again it isn't polite to stare and talk about those that are short and handicapped!"
The Bigfoots leave.
The gorilla glances over and sarcastically thinks to himself, "Yeah big skippy..that's it.. walk away.. How's the weather up there storkboy?"
Happy now?
QUOTE(MountainLady @ Dec 5 2004, 03:59 PM)
. ( Don't ask me how he got there... maybe he escaped from the zoo.. or he joined the traveling circus and left because he didn't get his Christmas bonus).
no a bigfoot in the jungle
I'm not sure about the "victor" in a battle, but it appears that sasquatches are bigger and heavier than even mountain gorillas.
QUOTE(MountainLady @ Dec 5 2004, 03:59 PM)
2 Bigfoot in the woods glance over and see a gorilla. ( Don't ask me how he got there... maybe he escaped from the zoo.. or he joined the traveling circus and left because he didn't get his Christmas bonus).
Bigfoot 1: "Hey Mervin.. Take a look at this guy."
Bigfoot 2: "Hmmph.. Kinda short.. idn't he?"
Bigfoot 1: "Yeah.. walks funny too. Bet his name is 'Bubba.'"
Momma bigfoot appears.. and slaps Bigfoot 1 and Bigfoot 2 upside the head.
"I've told you time and again it isn't polite to stare and talk about those that are short and handicapped!"
The Bigfoots leave.
The gorilla glances over and sarcastically thinks to himself, "Yeah big skippy..that's it.. walk away.. How's the weather up there storkboy?"
Happy now?
Bigfoot 1: "Hey Mervin.. Take a look at this guy."
Bigfoot 2: "Hmmph.. Kinda short.. idn't he?"
Bigfoot 1: "Yeah.. walks funny too. Bet his name is 'Bubba.'"
Momma bigfoot appears.. and slaps Bigfoot 1 and Bigfoot 2 upside the head.
"I've told you time and again it isn't polite to stare and talk about those that are short and handicapped!"
The Bigfoots leave.
The gorilla glances over and sarcastically thinks to himself, "Yeah big skippy..that's it.. walk away.. How's the weather up there storkboy?"
Happy now?
a bigfoot fight not hurtful words! 
'nuff said... 
QUOTE(hairyb @ Dec 5 2004, 12:44 PM)
what would it be like?
I thought I told my 10 year old not to play on the computer!!!!
QUOTE(sierramadre @ Dec 6 2004, 12:51 AM)
QUOTE(hairyb @ Dec 5 2004, 12:44 PM)
what would it be like?
I thought I told my 10 year old not to play on the computer!!!!
???
QUOTE(califb @ Dec 5 2004, 11:16 PM)
'nuff said...
That would be a pic of the gorrilla stuck to the bottom the left foot ....
Notice the lack of sweat on the sasquatch
a gorrilla? nah
you have to watch out for one 'em green belly eastern ohio squirrels,
now that would be a fight....
you have to watch out for one 'em green belly eastern ohio squirrels,
now that would be a fight....
Don King's involvement would surley taint the victor's legacy. The money, the contract squables, the lawsuits. The whole thing would be a travesty. 
well..... 
Depends if Marquess of Queenesbury Rules are in effect.
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