don't forget to set out a turkey for the big brown guy, no, not the ups man your local bigfoot

I think that in my neighborhood wild hogs, coyotes, bobcats, coons and other scavenging carnivores outnumber BF by a fairly healthy margin. What would be the chance that they would leave him some? Otherwise, I would gladly enable him to celebrate his Christian heritage of being born in this great country.
BSF