Hey everyone --
Ironically enough, someone else suggested this on another Bigfoot forum as well. They went one better, and even claimed that "Men In Black" type characters stop people from reporting!

I responded as rationally as I could, but, being a moderated board, my comments never saw the light of day. Oh, well.
I decided to share the original message and response with some friends of mine. One of them is a tech writer (among other skills) and his response made me nearly snort my coffee out of my nose. I just have to share it:
"Um....
Um.........
Hmm
So, um, the reason we can't prove bigfoot is because the government
is working dillegently to keep it a secret?
This is because, um, uh... Because the nation would break out in a
panic and riots would break out if people knew there was a large,
dangerous, furry animal out in the woods? i guess i feel relieved. i
know when i go camping, i leave my lantern on at night to protect
myself from bigfoot, who apparently are scared of the light. Maybe
they're vampires. If i knew for certain that there were no bigfeet in
the forest, just bears and mountain lions, i'd sleep like a baby.
Hey, wait...
So why doesn't the government keep alligators, pike, bobcats and
wolves secret? Hell, they show those off in zoos and pay National
Geographic to make documentaries about them. And i can name at least
two recent attacks made by lions and tigers escaped from preserves.
The government acknowledges them but not bigfeet. Why? The only
beings i can think of that the government has denied the existence of
are aliens, the mob, domestic communists, terrorists who have
infiltrated our country and presidential mistresses. Hey, wait a
minute, i know! Bigfoot isn't simply a monster, it's an alien vampire
communist monster that belongs to the mob and plots the overthrow of
the government! And it's sleeping with the president!!!
Good lord, no wonder they keep it secret!"
Hope you enjoyed that!
Avindair