You might be surprised to learn that Sideshow appeared as Patty..only because Patty's boobs were bigger then the alternate..Juanita!
Oh yes! There were many costumes in the trunk of his car! This was his chance to make his dream come true..

Here is Sideshow as Patty...

As Juanita.............
[note the cute little gorilla sandals..how cute!]

He wanted to use noteriety to get his break into show biz....such as..

.I Dream of Jeanie!

A Spokesperson for Chiquita Bananas...

As the years went by he fumed over his bad luck..and dreams gone awry....he could have been a tv star on..Love Boat!

He was a funny person...he could have been Homer the Ape..."Doh!"

How about the host for In search of..."

His Simian aspirations did not stop at television shows..in the 70's he tried out for the lead in Saturday Night Fever.....

He also wanted to mulit-task and become a singer..the new Barry White.;.perhaps?

He could have gone into the theatre..or the arts....dance..or..ballet......

He could die his hair a pretty color and make appearances on kids shows...like Sesame St.!!

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! That is totally hysterical.

And then the chance..a stroke of luck...after all of these years recognition and vindication..were in his paws again! There is a God!!!

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but.........

"Er..again.....what is my motivation for walking across the creek Mr. Long?
And Do I use fake feet..or slippers? Dang this fur is itchy!
I'm sorry Mr. Korff..but I can't remember all your tellin' me!
Now Mr. Korff! You quit your shouting!....Mr. Long..When do I get paid?
And where to hell did my danged boobs get to?"

Defeat was snatched from the jaws of victory!!!

[The creek crossing has never been filmed until this day!]

.......................................and there you have it!

OMG!!! HILLARIOUS!!!

In Search Of A Clue....

Now, how can anyone look at these fine costumes, with Bob Odonimus in them, and NOT believe that he was there in 1967 parading in front of the camera?

Case closed. Bob, you da man.

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HOLY CRAP!!! That IS rich!!

Hilarious stuff! Thanks for the laughs!

The Tale of a Morose Monkey who would Be Kong!


Here we have another picture of Sideshow in the Patty costume..

A picture of Sideshow in happier times..[note; Mr. Korff holding Sideshow's hand was cropped from the picture.] By Sideshow ? Could the Trinity be collapsing?

It is only fair to say that Sideshow might have been a dupe for Korff and Long who were holding out a banana of fame!

Here is Sideshow auditioning for the commercial role of "The Monkey from Glad!"

It is on good authority that Sideshow was promised a MTV music video to go with the sales of a book!

Here is Sideshow playing in the musical video which was never finished! Another broken promise!

Sideshow as Steve Tyler....

Here is Sideshow at an imprompto press conference to answer certain allegations which have come to light....

Word now arrives of a minor picadillo in Sideshow's past. It has been discovered that Sideshow did indeed have a secret life away from the cameras and the world of intrigue. Here is a picture taken by an unnamed photographer of Sideshow at a secretive house party...which was by invitation only!
Gentle reader..I hope you have a strong stomach...

It appears that Sideshow was involved in a seedy recreation and was sometimes seen in the company of a famous costumed dominatrix..........

It is now to be revealed that sideshow hit the skids and became a street person. Selling his fur for cash!........
And it was at this time that Mr.s K&L came back into his ragged life........

Sideshow on a downtown street, near the Fur Works!

This is the most recent picture of Sideshow since being drafted by the Long camp. Here, he is dressed in the Juanita costume!
No doubt a monkey with smaller boobs..and.. expectations!

there but for the Grace of God....

I think that about wraps it up for Sideshow Bob! What more could you need to know?

That was classic

SIDESHOW BOB

Well let me tell you the story about Sideshow Bob,
A poor Pepsi bottler who retired from his job,

And then one day he was thinki'n about how to make some loot,
Then he said, "I know! I'll say I was the guy in the bigfoot suit!!"

In the Patterson film that is, way back in 1967!

Well the next thing ya know ole Bobs a millionaire,
Long, Korff, and Koviat said, Bob move away from there!

They said California is the place ya oughta be!
So Bob loaded up his truck, and moved to Beverly!!

Hills that is,
Movie stars, swimming pools!!

[Double Post..but worth it!]

I could not resist reviving this string whyen I heard that Sideshow Bob was now being referred to as One Eyed Bob!
Amazingly enough it is true!
Here he is seen outside of a movie theater waiting to watch "How I became a Mule for Sister Sasquatch!
Said Bob." I am a sucker for these type of films!" :rolleyes:

I would say, we have plenty of pictures of good ole Bob H. on file to compare The Patterson film subject to!!