I dont know how many here go to the Kiamichi boards, but I found this post over there.

http://s3.invisionfree.com/Kiamichi_Giants...=0&#entry360417

Ive included the pic since I believe you have to register just to view the forums



Text accompanying the picture:

OH, thats just Bob H. again!! :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Looks like horsehide to me.


Seriously, I've seen this before & would have to say.... "HOAX!"

I've seen enough dead people and dead animals & this does not look "dead".


Love To Be Proved Wrong,
TQW

you are cold man, just cold !

Minnesota Iceman, Eurostyle

Ya know something - that hair reminds me of Don King !

I could be on to something here - what was Don King doing on Oct 27th 1967 ?

I laugh more here on this board than I do anywhere else on the web!

You guys are hilarious....

Before this goes too far into the weeds, does that thing look circumcised to anyone else besides me?

I hadn't looked that closely !

I'm getting worried about you dude - first the thongs, now you are studying french penises :rolleyes:

it does look sorta circumcised, or maybe it just has a funny wee wee.

The thing that makes me wonder is that its eyes seem to be intact (and, now that you mention it, it's penis seems to be in good shape).. is it supposed to be frozen? If not, wouldn't tissues like the eyes and penis rapidly shrink, and cease to look 'normal'?

I guess it could be frozen, but it doesn't look like it. IOW, it looks like an animal that is relatively 'fresh', yet that can't be possible if it was on display in a fair. Which makes it rather suspicious. If it were fake, however, that might be how the artisan would want it to look..


As a general comment, i have to wonder about all these 'sideshow freaks that could be cryptids': If you actually had your hands on a real troglodyte body, wouldn't it be a hell of a lot more profitable to sell it to some scientific organization rather than going on the sideshow circuit with it, collecting pocket change from kids? OTOH, it's not too hard to construct a decent looking (for sideshow purposes) dummy 'monster' for a few thousand dollars, and heck, you wouldn't even have to worry about keeping it refrigerated.

Using an actual dead hominoid as a side show attraction just doesn't seem like good business to me, and side show carneys are businesspeople, pure and simple.

-robin

Just wanted to add that if it _is_ fake, it's definitely one of the better ones i've seen, except for the legs which look oddly small... Unfortunately, it's hard to tell too much from the photo, and one can't be sure if the text accompanying the photo is even accurate.

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It's difficult telling from the picture...

But don't penises (circumsized or not) usually accompany .. uhhhh... testicles?

It also looks kind of waxen, with fake hair....
and I don't think the whites of the eyes would be so "white."

But, but, but....I thought the cold was what caused the, um, um, 'shrinkage'.


You guys are too much.

I have some vague memory of having participated in a way too detailed genetalia discussion on the boards a few months back, but anyway...


the lack of testicles is not such a big deal.. they might be positioned differently, they might be very small, they might be hidden by the hair.. or perhaps the hoaxer forgot to add them. Hard (heh) to say.

-robin

Hey! When it gets cold the penis has to 'just hang' out there! Not the same for the testi and their grab bag...they go.. double time!

Yet another quality dicsussion on the Bigfoot Forums!

Most definitely! And that's what makes this place so perfect, you're allowed to go nuts (oops, there we go again ) in here. A perfect mix of serious stuff and, well, call it whatever you wish.

French penises...would those be, oui wees?

Side effects to one of the first test subjects using Viagra.

lmao

i've seen storys where people fake things like that...and it seems its crippled, or the maker of it made the legs ah bit out of proportion..

*Little Billy's Mother admonishing him just two years before he disappeared!*

"If I told you once I told you a hundred times...if you don't stop doing that you are going to go blind and grow hair on your palms...and other places, the more you do it!"

ARE YOU MASTER OF YOUR DOMAIN????? 'Little Billy wasn't!!

Personally, I think its a hoax also, the veins and structure of the hands look pretty good but like was already mentioned, the eyes should have shrunken quite a bit and they should have a cloudy look to them, at least on animals i work on they shrink within 24 hours or so, we sometimes make "death masks" for reference and usually you must inject they eyes with water to plump them back up for good detail, and yeah it does look circumcised doesnt it lol, my 2 cents MM

On his European Tour!!!

Man, Bob H sure gets around, Doesn't He??

You guys/gals are killin' me!

The skin looks to rubber like to be real. I'd call that a hoax.

tooooo funny fish

I have my moments. Guess it must be a blue moon.

Is this a result of a Cialis 4 hour erection?

Damn that doesn't even look like a good fake

I was just surfing around and found a profile shot of the 'whatever-it-is'. Yeah, I know, it's probably a fake, but you've got to admit it's a good one.

I know ya'll watch the Discovery Channel! It's a transgender Almasty with an enlarged clitoris and decreased breast size because of the testosterone therapy. Cause of death was probably an overdose!

Ohh hellll....That looks like one of my exes????