QUOTE(cut4sign @ Feb 10 2004, 11:04 PM)
First of all, I'm sorry for not reading the quote very well before I put the subject line of "Tonight". I had in on my calendar for some time now so when I saw it in Bobbie’s newsletter it reminded me to tune in.
Second, I need to tell someone that tonight while I was sitting on the toilet... no one around... just letting my mind relax among other things, all of the sudden I had this telepathic experience with what seemed to be a Sasquatch. It had to be because it was telling me that it wanted to come out, it was tired of hiding. It wanted to watch TV on the couch instead of lurking outside the windows of people’s houses He wanted to be able to drive to McDonalds and get a big Mac instead of always having to eat liver. It wanted to try those new Hiking boots because his feet were sore and cold. It wanted email to talk to his relatives in Florida (I'm assuming he meant Mayakka Ape??) It was about then when I lost the connection (it comes and goes depending on the strength of the solar flares) when I get tuned in again, do you want me to ask him any other questions? I know of one important question that I want to ask him for sure. What type of metal is used on the spacecraft he came in?
I guess I know now, why Bigfoot researchers don’t get funded the way they should. Too many people like those guys out there!

When you go to the can next could you ask if we can meet him somewhere and bring him in from the cold?
Tell him it is time for him to come home!
*Ozzie shuffles onto the stage...Zack Wylde hits the first chord and Ozzie sings "Mamma I'm coming Home!"*