One last effort... only because I actually gathered these pics before I found what I thought was the clear clincher.
Since this forum (ideally) aims to face skepticism with solid evidence and logical arguments, and we shouldn't expect anyone to accept an 'appeal to authority' be that by your trusted dentist or by a shrouded (and overly-confident) bigfoot forum participant of unknown credentials, here is my reasoning.
There are four obvious characteristics of this object that help distinguish between a tooth and a bone:
1. The
shape of the "upper" part of the object (as photographed) though seemingly odd and similar to a tooth actually matches (perfectly) the bottom end of the "shin" bone (tibia) of a cow-type animal. It is also the right size. The thin, sharpish point would probably be a little fragile for a cheek tooth but matches (almost perfectly) the malleolus (funny protruding process on the side of the ankle) of an ungulate tibia.
2. The upper part (above the 'crack') of the object is fairly evenly
porous (has little holes, some for blood vessels) like a bone and not like a tooth, which would be solid enamel (except for carries/"cavities")- the hardest part of the body.
3. The object has a clear, even width (but undulating path), continuous, deep 'crack'- 100% consistent with a
physis (bone separation at a growth plate) and totally inconsistent with the crown/root or cemento-enamel junction, which is normally
an overlapping (rather than abutting) junction and is usually a very solid seam, not a perfectly even and visibly open gap (even in the grossly decayed pig tooth attached).
4. The object is visibly very
hollow on the bottom, right up close to the top surface- like a bone and not a tooth. Though some teeth can be very open, especially at the base of the roots, it should be obvious that if this was a tooth it would probably be a little fragile and not very functional as a grinding molar in a large mammal.
Click to view attachmentThe defense rests it's case (and really enjoyed this trial!)
Apeman
PS- For the record, I have absolutely nothing against dentists and, like all medical professionals, I greatly respect and appreciate their profession- including my own share of supporting some of their livelihoods. I do, however, find it inexcusable that any practicing dentist could have been so careless and/or ignorant of the very essence of his practice to blow this one. I would never expect my own dentist to identify this as an ungulate tibia or any other specific animal bone, but I'd hope he would at least recognize that it wasn't a tooth and also wouldn't be so arrogant as to be afraid to simply say "I have no idea"- if that was the case. That said, I was kidding about not going to see him. I'm sure he's a fine dentist, I just wouldn't rely on him for much outside of his normal daily activities...as it true for most people. Likewise, I'm also not offering to perform your next root canal!
Saskeptic- "waltzing" and "distracting"....aren't you a college professor?!