QUOTE(Mulder @ Nov 4 2009, 04:14 PM)

BF sightings are nowhere near as common as your post would have people beleive,
Care to enlighten us on how to determine the real from the fake encounters on the BFRO? Their database seems to indicate a rather wide distribution in North America . . .
QUOTE(Mulder @ Nov 4 2009, 04:14 PM)

I fail to see why you (and others) are so eager to defend a government that has been a liar, is a liar, and will continue to be a liar when it suits its purposes...
So you're making an
ad hominem argument that because our government has kept secrets in the past about, for example, the Iran/Contra scandal, that it must be keeping a secret about bigfoot? Can't argue with that logic . . .
Unless, of course, you actually
think about it for a minute.
So just how widespread is this government cover up of known bipedal hominids? I'm assuming it must at least include all the "wildlife" departments in the 50 states (OK, maybe not Hawaii), plus (again, at least) the following Federal agencies: USFWS, USDA, NRCS, USFS, BLM, BIA, DoD, DOE, USEPA, NPS . . .
In each one of these agencies there must be at least a handful (5-10?) of people in on the plan. They must also have been keeping this up for some time - let's say at least the past 40 years, when that Patterson guy started making people a bit nervous. So, at an absolute minimum, we're looking at about 300 government employees actively engaged in operation "Squatch-Squelch" at any given time, and they've been doing so for decades.
But wait - there's more.
It's not enough to just have people know about this and try to keep it secret, a special ops-type policing force would also be needed and at the ready, 24/7. I mean, what if some guy driving back to St. Paul from a weekend in the Boundary Waters hits a bigfoot and manages to get it into his truckbed? He might stop at the next exit where dozens of people at the truck stop could be taking photos and checking the thing out. It could go viral on the Internet in probably less than an hour. If that happened, the government's ruse would crumble like a house of cards in a cyclone. Surely, our government is taking steps to make sure that the secret couldn't be so easily outed. So there must be a strategically placed strike force at the ready to make sure that bigfoot is confiscated before the guy ever makes it to truck stop. I suppose you could do this with something like 500 or so elite commandos distributed across the suspected range of bigfoot who use helicopters and all the other latest gadgets to neutralize and contain any such security breaches. Of course, all the bigfoots would need to be outfitted with satellite GPS transmitters, so the commandos would know exactly when and where to mobilize . . .
But wait - there's still much more.
Bigfoot lives in Canada too.
And Russia.
And Australia.
And India.
And Malaysia.
And China.
And Iran.
It's really heartwarming to consider how all of these governments are able to get their heads together to make sure no one ever produces quality physical evidence of an undescribed, hairy, bipedal hominid, just so our industries can keep mining and logging without all those annoying environmentalists getting in the way. I guess this whole global warming thing will be a piece of cake for world governments to fix too.