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GrapeApe
Ok...I'm sure that most (if not all of you) have already dismissed these as a hoax due to the overall presentation and appearance of photographs posted on YouTube by BigfootTrackers.com of a supposed bigfoot body. I'll start with the obvious impressions of this film: first, there are only a few photos in the short video (slideshow really) and they all show SOMETHING that appears to be a hairy, humanoid creature lying in state on a table in a sparse room, then, consider that EVERY photo presented ONLY shows it from mid-torso up. A tape measure can be seen in the photos (supposedly documenting size, or dimensions of some feature or another) but it isn't able to be read. Of course, the photos are vague in that they appear as an olde tyme movie or with similar grain and noise that one would expect to find in such a film, in spite of the obviously controlled environment and advances in even cheap photographic equipment being able to produce much sharper, clearer pictures. Inconveniently placed over important features of such a figure is a too-large, glaring white logo for the website that is obviously being promoted with this video.

Here is one such photo, the ONLY photo (I think) that does not have the logo plastered over it:
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If the viewer looks alittle closer, one can see that the figure is a strange one, amorphic in appearance and covered in unkempt looking hair that appears to be curly in nature (someone refered to it as looking like a poodle). One will also note that any discerning features are hard to come by through these depictions and that the camera angle gives the impression of a large figure but not improbably large, just .....large. Like a tall human would seem large. In one photo, you will see what appears to be a mouth with some strange looking teeth showing in a freakish grimace. In actuality, the teeth do not seem to appear completely distinct and do appear broad and pointed but, somehow, not ....natural. In fact, on closer inspection, they do not even appear to be totally seperate teeth, reminiscent of teeth that I have seen in some sort of large tropical fish. Also, the mouth seems impossibly round. I have asked several people to imitate the expression and they are unable to make their mouths so round and still be able to show any of their front teeth.
Here's a photo that shows the teeth and mouth, however the logo blocks any other features:
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Finally, with the use of photo editing software to enhance the photos, one can discern facial features (an eye and a nose) that appear mostly, if not totally, human. However they appear much lower on the head than initially expected. This would leave a cranium that is, at least, two-thirds the dimension of chin to the top of the skull, making it unlikely in a natural animal. It is grossly out of proportion. The body seems to lack any obvious topography. Even lying in state, a body's muscle mass should create hills, valleys, undulations to the profile of the torso; this is completely lacking in this form. In fact, the torso appears very tube-like in shape and the shoulder does not appear natural as the armpit appears to come too close to presumed location of the clavicle area giving it the appearance not unlike one of those monkey puppets made from stuffed socks. (Only way I could think to describe it) One last observation before I conclude: in the picture that I posted here, the viewer may notice an object being used to support the neck area of the figure. It seemed to me to be only supporting the neck where it meets the skull. Unless there is rigor mortis (extreme) or it is frozen absolutely solid (difficult to do) the elongation of the skull would bring sufficient weight to a sufficient distance away from this object as to cause it to "sag" back against the table if it is supported this way for any length of time. Here's another look at the initial image with some of these points highlighted:
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Well, that's my take on it. Please discuss, I look forward to reading any and all opinions about these photos in the hopes that we can learn from this and add credibility to this field of research by better arming ourselves against POSSIBLE hoaxes. I am not claiming this to be a hoax but I feel it lacks ANY credibility. Only direct examination of this ....body by educated professionals can prove it. One way or the other. Thanks.
wickie
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In fact, on closer inspection, they do not even appear to be totally seperate teeth, reminiscent of teeth that I have seen in some sort of large tropical fish. Also, the mouth seems impossibly round. I have

My god, they used a bass instead of possum this time
GrapeApe
ROFL LMAO Wickie!!!! icon_really_happy_guy.gif
damndirtyape
Hasn't anyone put two and two together about this guy yet? He worked with Ivan Marx and inherited all of his costumes for christ sakes.
Exeplis
That picture you posted damndirtyape used to scare the hell out of me when I was a kid, I saw it in a book about bigfoot (which pretty much declared it a real bigfoot) and it just freaked me out how scary it must've been for the cameraman that bigfoot might hear him taking this picture and turn around and come up that rockface after him. lol
billgreen2005bigfoot
laaaaa the devil went down to ga laaaaaaa to be continued indeed new_guitar.gif new_whistle.gif ty bill g nice new thread yeah i know my singing not perfect lol
Grazhopprr
Oh please god, close this thread. How many times will someone think it's all new, and post it all over again,,,,,,,,,shoot me please. bash.gif
georgerm
Looks fake. BF doesn't have hair covering entire face.
Ty
I'm going to reserve judgment until Tom Biscardi gets to fondle the body.
bartlojays
QUOTE(Ty @ Sep 15 2009, 10:08 AM) *
I'm going to reserve judgment until Tom Biscardi gets to fondle the body.


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comncents
Bob H. in a black ghillie suit with a crow on his head.
dimeslime
Listened to Dyer's show a few minutes ago.The sound quality was horrendous,but it souned like he said that the "body's" hoo-ha isn't located where it would be on a human female.I guess the suit maker bailed, and Dyer had to make one (vajayjay) from memory...? coverlaugh.gif rolleyes2.gif
RavenMadd
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PEPPERSFARMS
Any you guys interested in any buying the Golden Gate Bridge, Empire State Building or maybe some prime Georgia Swamp Land?
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dimeslime
QUOTE(PEPPERSFARMS @ Sep 15 2009, 07:10 PM) *
Any you guys interested in any buying the Golden Gate Bridge, Empire State Building or maybe some prime Georgia Swamp Land?
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I would be, but I'm still waiting on a check from a deposed Nigerian prince.... whistling.gif coverlaugh.gif
wickie
QUOTE(Ty @ Sep 15 2009, 10:08 AM) *
I'm going to reserve judgment until Tom Biscardi gets to fondle the body.

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PinelandsResearcher
I think they've found Grover from Sesame Street.
RedRatSnake
Hi

Taking a look back i do Got's to say ! ~ TY'S ~ Post is totally underrated isn't it ? ~ ~ Perhaps a second look at it will boost some ratings thumbup.gif


I'm going to reserve judgment until Tom Biscardi gets to fondle the body ~ TY ~



Peace
Tim new_lmaosmiley.gif
billgreen2005bigfoot
hey tim everyone here familer movie line for the hoaxers ill give ya the head tail but not all the whole animal updates as this continues... rofl02.gif
BobTo
Instead of "only real photos of bigfoot" this should be named "only photos of REAL bigfoot" wink.gif
Drew
QUOTE(damndirtyape @ Sep 14 2009, 11:22 PM) *
Hasn't anyone put two and two together about this guy yet? He worked with Ivan Marx and inherited all of his costumes for christ sakes.


True dat.

Video of costume in action
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gK--v1j0L3E
hopeful
QUOTE(RedRatSnake @ Sep 15 2009, 08:56 PM) *
Hi

Taking a look back i do Got's to say ! ~ TY'S ~ Post is totally underrated isn't it ? ~ ~ Perhaps a second look at it will boost some ratings thumbup.gif
I'm going to reserve judgment until Tom Biscardi gets to fondle the body ~ TY ~



Peace
Tim new_lmaosmiley.gif



I totally agree. I have to make myself NOT reply to many of his posts because if anyone ever reads through all my posts at once, I want there to be something there other than, "OMG, icon_really_happy_guy.gif TY you crack me up!!!"


Having said that ... OMG, TY! icon_really_happy_guy.gif You crack me up!
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It's a crow...
dimeslime
Looks like it may be a non-issue now.Dyer has removed all mention of the "body" from his website.He has (laughably) started his own film co.and one of the projects they have "in development" is called "Bigfoot Money Making Scam".Looks like he just laid his hand out right there... new_thumbsdownsmileyanim.gif coverlaugh.gif
AMereHuman
You know what the photo looks like seriously? I was flipping channels one day and saw on this Mexican talk show that had two brothers with some rare disorder that causes them to grow hair all over their face. Their face looked pretty much like the first photo posted. I don't remember if they showed body shots of the boys like if they had hair all over just remember their whole face and arms covered.

Isn't squatch suppose to have long straight hair anyway and not wavy?

QUOTE(georgerm @ Sep 15 2009, 07:39 AM) *
Looks fake. BF doesn't have hair covering entire face.


Is that a scientific fact?
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