Help - Search - Members - Calendar
Full Version: BIGFOOT DECLASSIFIED
Bigfoot Forums > Bigfoot/Sasquatch Discussion > Media > News & Magazine Articles
billgreen2005bigfoot
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/BIGFOOT-DECL...s-14725431.html hey everyone here a brand new article about a brand new book called bigfoot declassified . it looks very interesting indeed opinions. thanks bill scratchhead.gif thumbup.gif
tugboatwa
QUOTE
'BIGFOOT DECLASSIFIED': The Official Government Manual to Co-existing with the Now Documented Species

SPENCER, Mass., March 24 /PRNewswire/ -- In the new book "BIGFOOT DECLASSIFIED" by M.P. Raymond, life in America is beginning to change and the author takes us on a unique journey in a world where Bigfoot is real and becoming a part of American culture. Through modern secretive technology and the acquiring of several specimens, BIGFOOT is now a documented species. This is the only approved government text that focuses on understanding and controlling the legendary creature.

* Read harrowing stories of Bigfoot encounters throughout the world, and how this avalanche of information has overtaken man. See how it all started and why this government manual is a mandatory read.

* Learn new facts connected with the scientific validation of classic Bigfoot stories.

* Gain a new understanding about Bigfoot from the many recent studies completed at the secure state-of-the-art Eco-Habitat, a secretive habitat that was created by the government, specifically for Bigfoot.

* Learn about the BF Crippler, a powerful tool for teaching and controlling this mighty beast. Take a ride in the BF Juggernaut, a high-tech military transportation vehicle designed to obtain and transport the legendary creature.

* Read fascinating interviews with key people in the edification process.

* Find out what the government expects - and demands - of you in this pursuit for security and harmony between man and beast.

For further information about this manual, please contact M.P. Raymond, 508-713-2257, mpraymond5@yahoo.com, or visit http://www.bigfootdeclassified.com/ or http://www.iuniverse.com.

This release was issued through eReleases™. For more information, visit http://www.ereleases.com.
billgreen2005bigfoot
hey tugboatwa , me & you are like a team when it comes posting bigfoot articles keep in touch ok icon_really_happy_guy.gif
Robert
This is pretty weird.
COGrizzly
"Learn about the BF Crippler, a powerful tool for teaching and controlling this mighty beast. Take a ride in the BF Juggernaut, a high-tech military transportation vehicle designed to obtain and transport the legendary creature."

Robert - I agree

Cant wait to see the "BF Crippler"!! Teaching the beast? Uhhh..............Ok.

And of course the highly anticipated BF Juggernaut....designed to obtain the creature??
billgreen2005bigfoot
hey cogrizzly & robert is this going to be way to report sightings footprints now to our own goverment lol i feel like im in x-files episode.
Spazmo
...this HAS to be fiction, right? scratchhead.gif
If not, we're all about to get the answers we seek in a cheap printed form! No more field searching necessary!

Honestly, I don't know what to make of this. My kneejerk reaction is to cry BS, or to find out it is simply a work of fiction.
We'll see...
Robert
QUOTE(Spazmo @ Mar 24 2009, 02:23 PM) *
...this HAS to be fiction, right? scratchhead.gif


Yes, I think so, just presented in a clever way to look like an official US government pamphlet.

QUOTE
About the Author:

This book in which I have written comes from a lifelong fascination with the subject matter of...BIGFOOT I have gone to lectures and seminars and I have read dozens of books on this topic. I have also written several screenplays and movie scripts and worked as an independent filmmaker . I am currently an award winning professional artist with work across the country and in private collections. I live in Massachusetts and have a beautiful daughter.

"...in which I have written..." clearly not a professional writer. It appears to be self-published.
Spazmo
...Government "EDIFICATION" Unit?
..."Gigantopithecus karakus"?

Ok, who's gonna be the first on their block to own this one?

Anyone?


ANYONE?


BUELLER????


Robert
Tell you what, you buy it and read it and give us your review.
bigfootnis
Sounds like a guy trying to make a buck by writing some fiction. I wouldn't pay for it. I can get great fiction at the public library for free.
moregon
QUOTE
M.P. Raymond, the author of this maunual, is also a screenwriter/filmmaker and an award-winning artist who lives in Massachusetts.


http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...endid=455054828

Some samples of his artwork can be found here http://www.mpraymondartist.com/#

An art gallery site displaying some of his art state his paintings go for between $600 and $3,000 each.

Not bad at all as an artist, but that doesn't mean he is or isn't a decent writer.
Spazmo
Hmmm...
Ten bucks, and I could have the secret to building my own BF control device... lust.gif

So tempting!
Actually, being serious here, it is kind of tempting for $10.
If you folks are seriously curious (and I mean seriously), I'll spring for it and tell you how it was.
twinkletoes
The article sounds weird to me..
billgreen2005bigfoot
the word weird has true purpose in this great thread rofl02.gif i like the above replys as well keep the opinions everyone smile.gif
Furious_George
QUOTE(COGrizzly @ Mar 24 2009, 01:07 PM) *
Cant wait to see the "BF Crippler"!!



Why do I have the feeling that it is going to have Bigfoottracker.com decals on it?
Bobby Orangeboom
I could swear there is a MP Raymond posting on here already ??
Spazmo
Here is the info we should have expected:

http://blogsquatcher.blogspot.com/

Basically, it's categorized under "fiction/humor". Blogsquatcher has contacted the author, details are on the site.
bwillard
We will have him on Sasquatch Watch Radio in a couple weeks. We will let him tell us what this book is about and why he wrote it.
billgreen2005bigfoot
hey billy wow thats great to hear ty for the above update indeed new_thumbsupsmileyanim.gif
This is a "lo-fi" version of our main content. To view the full version with more information, formatting and images, please click here.
Invision Power Board © 2001-2010 Invision Power Services, Inc.