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blue bear
Has anyone ever looked at what non-human primates eat and how they live and what things catch their attention quickly? perhaps its women and sounds of children that attract them?

Its been known that sasquatch has been known to carry off women and sexually assault them, which is no surprise in great apes. ( Chimpanzees and orangutans have actually tried to mount women). We do know that 2 of the greatest primatologists ever, jane goodall and dian fossey, developed close relationship with the chimpanzee and the mountain gorilla. Who would you think is the women who will try to communicate with the sasquatch?
COGrizzly
QUOTE(blue bear @ Feb 27 2009, 03:38 PM) *
Has anyone ever looked at what non-human primates eat and how they live and what things catch their attention quickly? perhaps its women and sounds of children that attract them?

Its been known that sasquatch has been known to carry off women and sexually assault them, which is no surprise in great apes. ( Chimpanzees and orangutans have actually tried to mount women). We do know that 2 of the greatest primatologists ever, jane goodall and dian fossey, developed close relationship with the chimpanzee and the mountain gorilla. Who would you think is the women who will try to communicate with the sasquatch?


Really? Where'd ya hear about that? Youtube? I bet that offense carries a pretty hefty fine for ol' sasquatch. Authorites would have to track him down...maybe we're on to something here!

So I guess we need to bait sasquatches with robust, hairy women? They come and snatch her up, while authorities wait in hiding!? Then, just before......ah, forget it....you can finish that tangent of a story....
blue bear
QUOTE(COGrizzly @ Feb 27 2009, 05:50 PM) *
Really? Where'd ya hear about that? Youtube? I bet that offense carries a pretty hefty fine for ol' sasquatch. Authorites would have to track him down...maybe we're on to something here!

So I guess we need to bait sasquatches with robust, hairy women? They come and snatch her up, while authorities wait in hiding!? Then, just before......ah, forget it....you can finish that tangent of a story....


Why dont more women go into the field? Maybe we would have a better success rate, since most of bf researchers are noisy beer drinking males
bipedalist
QUOTE(blue bear @ Feb 27 2009, 05:38 PM) *
Has anyone ever looked at what non-human primates eat and how they live and what things catch their attention quickly? perhaps its women and sounds of children that attract them?

Its been known that sasquatch has been known to carry off women and sexually assault them, which is no surprise in great apes. ( Chimpanzees and orangutans have actually tried to mount women). We do know that 2 of the greatest primatologists ever, jane goodall and dian fossey, developed close relationship with the chimpanzee and the mountain gorilla. Who would you think is the women who will try to communicate with the sasquatch?



Probably is no THE to it (women or sic
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woman
), many are probably doing it as we speak, and at least one probably has a pretty good garlic
crop growing by now. I'm not buying the sexual assault thing, not that BF hasn't been observed to be a "sexual" creature.
Children have been known to attract Bigfoot, sometimes multiple appearances of BF will occur if children are not scared or
particularly communicative with them. They have been known to patiently watch from a woodline children at play and on playgrounds, etc.
However, you won't get any parents who would willingly use them as "bait" (some might have the thought pass through their mind though before they
"heard" the clang of the jailhouse door in that thought bubble though bonk.gif )
billgreen2005bigfoot
have sasquatches in usa canada forests gone some sort diet. interesting new thread. icon_really_happy_guy.gif
Pywacket
QUOTE(blue bear @ Feb 27 2009, 04:38 PM) *
Its been known that sasquatch has been known to carry off women and sexually assault them,

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Maybe we would have a better success rate, since most of bf researchers are noisy beer drinking males


Just where do you get your facts? new_whistle.gif
Bitter Monk
QUOTE(Pywacket @ Feb 27 2009, 06:54 PM) *
Just where do you get your facts? new_whistle.gif


If you ain't doing it drunk you ain't doing it right. evillaugh.gif
blue bear
i have read lms, and found out that an orangutan took julia roberts and carried her under 1 arm and tried to mount her. Sasquatch apparently does that to.
spudsquatch
Julia Roberts?
What is ims bluebear?
I've never heard of Julia Roberts being accosted by an oran.??
What chu talkin about??
wickie
Dude, are you on crack? I mean really, or is this some sort of crazy fantasy?
bipedalist
It's timeeeeee........ah...........

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COGrizzly
Every which way but loose?

Ok, blue bear....I'll admit there was some terrible spoof on youtube about a bigfoot raping a woman. That's all I've ever seen or heard about them boinking "our" women - ever.

Wait! What about Octomom ba......ah, forget that too!

blue bear - exactly what strain of kind bud are you smoking? I'd really like to know. Feel free to PM me!
blue bear
Stephen Brend is tiptoeing gently through the undergrowth, backing away from a grunting orange carpet the size of a jukebox. The carpet's name is Kosasih, and he is a dominant male orangutan with boundary issues. A few years ago the Hollywood star Julia Roberts got a fraction too close to Kosasih and was grabbed and locked in a rigid embrace.


Stephen is trying not to make the same mistake. He is a former royal marine, now working in Borneo as a conservationist for the Orangutan Foundation. For years now, Stephen and his colleagues have been battling against local timber and palm oil companies, which are steadily encroaching on the national park where Kosasih lives.


They use satellite imagery and armed patrols to document and police the park. But things have suddenly got a lot worse. The Indonesian government has just announced that 30,000 hectares of the park are to be given over to logging and palm oil companies. That is 15% of the park's forests. Hundreds of orangutans will die as their habitat vanishes and the poachers and chainsaws move in.


Texas Bigfoot
Obviously we need to get Julia freakin Roberts on the horn and get her out to Bluff Creek ASAP! Seriously?
blue bear
I think some of you are a little hypocritical and ignorant. Im sorry if i wasnt clear on my post. I wanted to encourage more females in the bf field, since males take up most of the researchers. Known great apes are more approachable to women than men, bc with women, they feel that level of comfort. Its not fantasy. When was the last time you saw a non-human primate try to grab a man? In my tribes lore, the hairy man can carry women and breed with them. Before you start cracking up, just remember: That kind of behavior is shared in chimps and orangutans


QUOTE(Texas Bigfoot @ Feb 27 2009, 10:34 PM) *
Obviously we need to get Julia freakin Roberts on the horn and get her out to Bluff Creek ASAP! Seriously?


OMG! Thats not my freaking point! My point is that if females researchers look for bf, maybe he might get turned on? Chimpanzees develop erections when smelling a womens perfume ( Yes, this really happened, not in the wild, but at a zoo ( The trainer was wearing some kind of perfume)
wickie
First of all my blue buddy, you shouldn't go off calling people hypocritical or ignorant, that just isn't nice.
Plus, what makes you think there are more men than women researchers? To me, that's ignorant.
RedRatSnake
Hi

I'll give it one shot , Mr Bluebear , Your posts are not coming through with much clarity or understanding in at all, It is my belief that you are trying to make an effort and seem to have some knowledge in the subject, Perhaps even a real interest in it all ? I would like to suggest that you try and post with more detail and thought about what you are trying to get across to everyone, Put some more faith into the folks your talking with or trying to talk with, This forum is a wealth of knowledge on Bigfoot and many other subjects, You are not going to begin to tap into that if you continue to post in the same manner as you are doing,


Peace
Tim
Texas Bigfoot
QUOTE(blue bear @ Feb 27 2009, 09:39 PM) *
OMG! Thats not my freaking point! My point is that if females researchers look for bf, maybe he might get turned on? Chimpanzees develop erections when smelling a womens perfume ( Yes, this really happened, not in the wild, but at a zoo ( The trainer was wearing some kind of perfume)

Don't mind me, I'm a smartass, but harmless. This has been discussed many times before here, (bf being attracted to women and kids), so if you have some new info or ideas, let's hear them. Until the thing is discovered, by science I mean, one idea is as good as another. Except for the Julia Roberts idea. That's just crazy.
blue bear
QUOTE(RedRatSnake @ Feb 27 2009, 11:07 PM) *
Hi

I'll give it one shot , Mr Bluebear , Your posts are not coming through with much clarity or understanding in at all, It is my belief that you are trying to make an effort and seem to have some knowledge in the subject, Perhaps even a real interest in it all ? I would like to suggest that you try and post with more detail and thought about what you are trying to get across to everyone, Put some more faith into the folks your talking with or trying to talk with, This forum is a wealth of knowledge on Bigfoot and many other subjects, You are not going to begin to tap into that if you continue to post in the same manner as you are doing,
Peace
Tim


I used to post on unexplained mysteries, 3500 posts to be exact. Im a little rusty
StacyInMI
QUOTE(blue bear @ Feb 27 2009, 06:43 PM) *
Why dont more women go into the field? Maybe we would have a better success rate, since most of bf researchers are noisy beer drinking males

Well that's about the biggest line of bullshit I've ever read here... 'course that seems to be par for the course for you.
Bitter Monk
QUOTE(StacyInMI @ Feb 27 2009, 10:19 PM) *
Well that's about the biggest line of bullshit I've ever read here... 'course that seems to be par for the course for you.


You're giving the child too much credit. Dare we delve into the Pandora's search box of AmPat, creekfreak, and goldie posts?
Texas Bigfoot
Hold on Monk, he didn't say they were eating dinner with him every night. Yet.
StacyInMI
QUOTE(Bitter Monk @ Feb 27 2009, 11:25 PM) *
You're giving the child too much credit. Dare we delve into the Pandora's search box of AmPat, creekfreak, and goldie posts?

Good point. OK... the biggest line recently. wink.gif
Volsquatch
Oh my god somebody said AmPat.

I think after all the sidestepping of actually calling the neighbors for himself, he finally broke down and picked up the phone, but in a huge case of misunderstanding, he called Jim Nabors instead.

When last seen, AmPat was posting on the official Jim Nabors forum under the handle "Shazampat".
RedRatSnake
QUOTE(blue bear @ Feb 27 2009, 11:16 PM) *
I used to post on unexplained mysteries, 3500 posts to be exact. Im a little rusty


Hi

3500 Posts you say, Would you happen to have a figure on how many posts it's going to take here before you get onto polishing off that Rust ?

Peace
Tim
counselor
QUOTE(RedRatSnake @ Feb 27 2009, 11:40 PM) *
Hi

3500 Posts you say, Would you happen to have a figure on how many posts it's going to take here before you get onto polishing off that Rust ?

Peace
Tim

no more rust to be polished in the portion of the world wide web.

thread closed.
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