I vote for #1; I'm after bigger game than Bigfoot.

I voted #4.

I voted 5

I have little to no interest in any other cryptid.

Will have to defer my enthusiasm to my car(1970 Mustang)

(Kicks Roger soundly in the shin) Dammit, when I first read this title, I thought something had panned out in TN!

I voted #5. When BF-Day comes, I'm going out and buying a big, nasty, 20.00 stogie and a bottle of 18 year old Glenlivet!

-Sarge

The other night I proved,if only to myself,that single malt scotch tastes way better straight out of the bottle

Dude, try it in a brandy snifter sometime- you'll get get the full effect of that great smokey/ peaty taste!

-Sarge

I vote #1 till they all look like this>>>>> I'll bring the rope!!

Well, if the Establishment does accept him as real, then I move that Congress pass a bill declaring Bigfoot not only an endangered species, but I think it would be great to see BF named as the National Animal of the good ole USA. After all, he's smart, strong, the master of his domain, an "outdoorsman", and he's got one weird hairdo! Kind of the animal version of the Bald Eagle, if you ask me.

I voted 4, because I live in Europe, and have more interest in Almasti than most of you guys have.

But, I'll still be hunting down all the people that have ridiculed me since primary school for believing in Bigfoot and rubbing their noses in it !

Definitely number five. Always looking for a reason to enjoy a Romeo y Julietta Churchill (Cuban when possible).

Sarge you're right about single Malt being the perfect accompaniment.

I'm a Macallan or Balvenie kind of guy.

#5 for me I'd just kick back and think to myself,told ya so.

Glenmorangie, port finish. Better still, Bushmill's single 16 yr

sshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....... I am whispering, put your ear close to the screen so you can hear me. Just think, once BF is found there won't be any need for @%*"!@$* Forums like this & we can tell Bipto what we really think of him & the people that post out here but until then just follow my example. (talking now in my regular voice)


Bipto you are the BEST & the people who come out here & put up those WONDERFUL posts, they bring a tear to one's eye. AHHHHHHHHHH lets all cuddle.

5
and a big sigh of relief as it will prove to myself im not REALLY freakin crazy.

Roll up a fatty, watch all the nonbelieving 'scientists' back-pedal like clowns at the circus.......wait to learn just how intelligent he might actually be.

I'd be making some phone calls to some scoftics that I know... then lighting up that big blun- err... cigar.


EDIT: Chronic and I are on the same level.

A recent Dave Barry column cited an improbable statement, and then noted parenthetically, "(they must have been smoking joints the size of yule logs)"!

I've thought of a couple of options I should have included in the poll:

1. Continue to follow the hunt for the standard BF. Still try to learn details and suggest tips and interpretations. (This is mostly what I would do, and probably most of the rest of us, after we worked our way through a box of cigars.)

2. UFOs. (These will seem more probable after BF is discovered, there will be less social stigma to such "pseudoscience," and skeptics' arguments (about witness unreliability, and the deference that ought to be given to expert opinion, etc.) will carry less weight.)

SgtFang: Sorry about that. I got the idea of using a "stipulated hypothetical" as my title from reading the style of one or two earlier posts. Also, Invision doesn't allow much room for a poll title for some reason. (I'll add this to my Invision gripe list.) What I should have said was "Suppose BF Were Discovered; NOW What Would We Do?

I always did like a good cigar.

Ah, it's cool man, I was just being crotchety!

-Sarge

Well I don't smoke cigars, but I voted that way as a metaphor.

I'd be busy sticking out my tongue at my husband while saying "neener neener neener, I told you so!"

yeah, me too Lisa. I will be informing all who didn't believe me before! and rubbing it in big time!! I will have fun doing it too!

The first thing I would do is go see my "best" friend who told me I needed to "get a life" when I told him of my sighting, and take my thumb and index finger, form the letter L and tell him...."LOSER"!

Then I'd light up the cigar and take a snifter of fine brandy and sit back and watch the scrambling begin.

Well, first of all, I would bring every television in the house into this room and tune them into different news outlets, and I would be glued to the BFF's while the discussion roars on. PM's would be flying back and forth like mad, the chat room would be packed, the replies on this thread would be multiplying like nympho jack rabbits, and envision's servers would be smoking from all the traffic on the BFF's. Then, I would probably rent an ape costume and go to my best friend's house and do the "I told ya so" dance while screaming "Bigfoot Bigfoot Biiiiiiigfoot, nana na na nana!!!!!! TOLD YA SO, TOLD YA SO, TOLD YA TOLD YA TOLD YA SOOOOO!!!!" Upon which he would probably pull out a gun and shoot me dead, but it would be extremely fun while it lasted...

ahhhh, yer killin' me!