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Heep-um-Poop
Check it out. http://site413.mysite4now.net/hoyt/rosstro...60/Default.aspx

Prices seem alittle high though. I'll tell you what fellow BFer's, I'll put out some baits and you can come and hunt with me for half this guys price. Thats right..., thats half price..., you give me only $2500.00 and I'll guarantee you a three day sit over a pile of apples and fresh tree bark. Bring cash only and we'll get along just fine. Of coarse, we all know what the odds are of actually seeing a real BF, but that will never diminish the experience. How can you pass up this great opportunity?
wickie
They can't be serious? O.K, let me bend over and get the cash....opss, ouch, sh*t, that's only 2500, gotta go deeper......Ouch, watch the 'roid, Hell, I can only get $4000, I'll have to wait 'till after dinner new_lmaosmiley.gif
Rod
That's beautiful.....what the hell if anyone is dumb enough!!!!...and...Heep-um-Poop...yours is the best name tag....sitting here laughing away at it...Heep-um-Poop...heheheh teehee.gif
hopeful
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Ross Trophy Outfitters use special well trained guides (Certified Professional Wrestlers and donkey Wranglers). They have had hand to hand combat with these wild beasts and knows there every move.


LOL
bipedalist
Do they do donkey basketball on the side? ohmy.gif
hopeful
QUOTE(bipedalist @ Dec 5 2008, 10:48 PM) *
Do they do donkey basketball on the side? icon_surprised.gif

LOL I don't know, but I know one thing my mom always says, "If you go bf hunting over a baited stand of fish, berries and treebark, please, for crying out loud, promise me you will at least have a donkey Wrangler there with you!"
Heep-um-Poop
QUOTE(hopeful @ Dec 5 2008, 10:57 PM) *
LOL I don't know, but I know one thing my mom always says, "If you go bf hunting over a baited stand of fish, berries and treebark, please, for crying out loud, promise me you will at least have a donkey Wrangler there with you!"


That is absolutely classic. LOL!!!

Rod-the name tag comes from a giant pile of scat I once came across in the Canadian wilderness. It was..., well, it was heep-um-poop!
nightscream
QUOTE(hopeful @ Dec 5 2008, 10:45 PM) *
Ross Trophy Outfitters use special well trained guides (Certified Professional Wrestlers and donkey Wranglers). They have had hand to hand combat with these wild beasts and knows there every move.

LOL

I was wondering if anyone else noticed that. I guess that exposes it as a complete joke.
ganglian
money making scheme by some sleazy hicks, nothing more, imho
Saaz
Hand to hand combat?? icon_really_happy_guy.gif This has to be a joke....
boogerbottom
I wander if they'd take a check?
bluforMD
QUOTE(boogerbottom @ Dec 11 2008, 11:11 AM) *
I wander if they'd take a check?


I wonder if they know how to cash one.

Clearly a joke, I didn't know jackasses could also be donkey wranglers.
eldonkey
I pray that this is a joke.. and what kind of logistic coverage model makes it profitable to run the same outfit out of the 3 random states of NM, KS, and Mississippi?

I also like that last line....

"Prices comparable to other Outfitters in the Area"

Man that is rich!!!
ganglian
QUOTE(hopeful @ Dec 5 2008, 11:45 PM) *
LOL



Someone dumb enough to go for this really needs to examine what they do with their free time, really they do.
truth seeker
I hope this is a joke but you never know.
georgerm
A donkey wrestler and an 800 pound BF...............yeah....right. Just duck when a foot comes right at you going 90 mph.
slabdog
Loosen up there boys and girls!

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That's just plain funny!

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