Fish, you missed your calling!
As far as bigfoot mating in 'human fashion' and then getting shot at, all I gotta say is that's one bummer of a way to be, **cough**, interrupted (and you though a flashlight through a steamy car window was bad!). Perhaps we need to coin a new phrase for this type of activity: bigfoot style!
Anywho, if indeed momma bigfoot was warning her pup about people, I can image what she said:
"Look, dear. That's one of those things that shot at your dad and I when we were on our first date..."