The BFF is closed to non-members and will not allow new members to register until further notice. Members will be able to log-in and post AND use search.

Also, you may notice the board says it's offline. Don't worry about it. If you can read this, you're good. Keep posting.

As some point today, I am going to reopen the forum to visitors. If it doesn't work, I'll close it up again.

Just imagine a little turtle out in the middle of the freeway poking its head out only to find a 18-wheeler bearing down on it...

Bear in mind that Biscardi's show will air tonight

Oh. Yeah. Well, maybe we'll open it just to close it again. What the hell.

The BFF is now open to anonymous visitors. We will continue to monitor the site's health and make further adjustments as necessary. I do expect to have to close it up due to my appearance on The Grey Area (and I think some guy named Biscardi is doing something tonight, too).

The forum is now back to as close to normal as it's going to get. Any further issues you're experiencing are all your own.