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RobUstes
What are some of the reports you've gotten that were clearly hoaxs?
Yours or from a database submission?

Some people can be quite imaginative and bizzare.
One example would be a report i got from New Jersey. The kid said it had big red glowing eyes, and ran towards his window, then flew , with 10 foot bat like wings over his house. Not the Jersey Devil, he claimed it was a bigfoot LMAO
Arkansan
Probably the best one I received via my website was the one I got from a certain individual who says the government is breeding bigfoot. They also have tracers on them. Chupacabras eat dead bigfoot carcasses and the FBI flies around in CIA helicopters monitoring their moves, not to mention their neat little spaceships they have where they can just beam up a sasquatch into it when they feel like it!

Well you asked... laugh.gif
jimf
ROTFLMAO do you ever just think"why me?"when you get those Arky?
bipto
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Probably the best one I received via my website was the one I got from a certain individual who says the government is breeding bigfoot. They also have tracers on them. Chupacabras eat dead bigfoot carcasses and the FBI flies around in CIA helicopters monitoring their moves, not to mention their neat little spaceships they have where they can just beam up a sasquatch into it when they feel like it!

Arkansan, I thought you were going to keep my theories to yourself! icon_redface.gif
RobUstes
icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif I KNEW it !!!!!
so .... chupacabra eat the dead BF, THATS why we dont find any :!: icon_razz.gif

I was told by another investigator, that a report came to him of BF walking with two guys with machine pistols (gov types) ..... uhm. ok, dude, what-ever !!

ROFLMAO

The lack of evidence is proof the conspirosy is working icon_razz.gif
Arkansan
Yes Jim, at times like that I do wonder why me?? LOL

Sorry Bipto, I didn't give your name! 8)

Rob...Bf was being escorted by those 2 gov guys, they were bodyguards...jeeesh, don't you know anything??? laugh.gif
RobUstes
icon_redface.gif Oh how silly of me ... i should have known THAT ! icon_redface.gif icon_razz.gif
ROFLMAO !!!!
ranshirl
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Arkansan, I thought you were going to keep my theories to yourself! icon_redface.gif


Cute! Cute! That is a good one Bipto!..... laugh.gif
Fishbone35
There was this one time with me and bigfoot at band camp... :wink:
RB
biggrin.gif And Fishbone knocks one out of the park! biggrin.gif
jimf
Fishy.....man you got to stop doing that,how can I go out tomorrow night of I can't stop laughing laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
Arkansan
I also received one on the submission form about bigfoot being seen inside a 7-11 convenience store. LMBO

I had almost forgotten about that one!
I guess bigfoot was shopping! Probably thirsty and needed a big gulp or something! laugh.gif
bipto
Don't be stupid, bigfoot don't shop! He was obviously in there because the squirrels couldn't reach the Planters on the top shelf! smile.gif
Arkansan
Actually I think it was probably "Thor" looking for some "AsperCreme" or "BenGay"! laugh.gif
Fishbone35
If'n it was a Southern bigfoot, he was in there to get a cold beer, plain and simple. icon_razz.gif
jimf
soory to actually go back on topic(though B.will probably thank me laugh.gif )has anyone checked this out. also posted on their message board.so I'm curious to see what the response is?well crap angelfire won't let me post lhe link.anyway its the OSBC photo section by Dallas Gibert its like a "wheres waldo"trying to find the BF in his 50 or more photos he has of a supposed Bf in nearly every pic.
Fishbone35
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Angelfire does not allow direct linking  
from offsite, non-Angelfire pages,  
to files hosted on Angelfire.  

This practice of 'remote linking' reduces  
our ability to serve out the homepages  
of our members quickly and efficiently.


Well, TTTTHHHHHHBBBBBBBBBBBBTTTTTTTTTTT on Angelfire! icon_mad.gif
Fishbone35
Ohhhhhhhhh...

I know the site you're talking about now! That one gets my vote for blob capital of the cyber universe!!!

If you'll eat a few of my special mushrooms, you'll begin to clearly see all the bigfoot in my photos... laugh.gif
jimf
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Well, TTTTHHHHHHBBBBBBBBBBBBTTTTTTTTTTT on Angelfire!  :x
exactly fishy laugh.gif I know where I'm NOT building a web site if I ever get around to it.or get the know how to do so whichever comes first.
bipto
They wouldn't let you post a link to their site?!?

What's the web coming to? icon_mad.gif
Arkansan
I have taken some of those photos from Dallas' website before. I have blown them up, polarized them, negatized them and turned them every which way and guess what I have discovered??????!!!!

They are still just blobs... sad.gif
RobUstes
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I have taken some of those photos from Dallas' website before. I have blown them up, polarized them, negatized them and turned them every which way and guess what I have discovered??????!!!!

They are still just blobs... sad.gif


But did you stand on your head while viewing ?????? (thats the secret, overload the brain with blood, and get a headache) heheheeee

Anyone named after a city (or has just one name or more than two first names) is highly suspect to begin with ... esp if they wear John Deere hats icon_razz.gif

Blobs and dot shots ... wheres the cover shot for National Geographic ?!?!?!? icon_mad.gif

*insert random Monty Python quote here* icon_razz.gif

8)
jimf
ok the easiest way to get there is number 56 on goggle search since I can't post a direct link.I'm wondering if what I posted on the message board will show up eventually or if I'll be branded a trouble maker for questioning(politely)his photos and sightings.I guess we'll find out when they update the board.I really want to hear his response and your opinions on what I posted too.
Fishbone35
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I'm wondering if what I posted on the message board will show up eventually or if I'll be branded a trouble maker for questioning(politely)his photos and sightings.


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Dude, you're gettin' a ban!!!

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Fishbone35
http://www.angelfire.com/co4/OBSC/index.html

I'm fairly sure we're talking about the same website. If this isn't it, let me know. This won't get you to the direct subject you were referring to but it will get you to the site's homepage. smile.gif
jimf
Supposedly they review all of the posts before they make it on the board so it may never even make it there.its a wait and see game icon_cry.gif
mnbigfoot
I'm looking for more obscure and hard to get alleged photos of bigfoot ans sasquatch. Anyone have any?
Joe Heinan
Arkansan
Joe the only photos I have are all the same old ones that everyone has probably already seen. Are you looking for ones that are new and haven't been publicized before?? I wish I had some of those. I know someone who has some but is afraid to put them on the web or show them for fear of someone stealing them. I haven't seen them yet, but I sure plan on making the trip to see them soon.
Arkansan
Jim, is this the message board you posted on???

http://www.network54.com/Hide/Forum/129347
jimf
yep thats the one.beginning to doubt if I'll ever see a response though.
Arkansan
Well ya know he is probably just too busy taking more blob photos.
But I am sure he will update the board within the next month.
I will keep checking it because I would like to know what his reply is.

Jim, I noticed Dallas' message board is under "weekly forums" in my favorites.
I have a separate folder for the ones who only update once a week or less.
So we might have to wait a while... sad.gif
mnbigfoot
Mr. Ohio seems to have a habit of photographing bigfoot at will. Yet most pictures are blurry and blobish. Anyone else notice this? My opinion is that if that if the person viewing the photo has to use more imagination to see the bigfoot than actually seeing the bigfoot, its not worth looking at.
Joe Heinan
jimf
I agree with that Joe,the main reason I posted there is I'm curios to see the response and basically I just expanded on what you said above and asked him not to "muddy the waters"of serious BF research by posting photos of this sort until there actually is something to see.It really does PMO that because of people like him and some others out there when a real photo of BF is obtained it will always be doubted because of the shadow and blob pics that have turned the work that "real"investigators (such as yourself,Arky ,Rb and others)around the world into a joke or a question of their credibility.and all so some doofus can get the attention he apparently was lacking in his childhood by crying wolf everytime a shadow or three stump inthe distance appears to have an apelike or manlike appearance.
Arkansan
I agree with you completely Joe. It annoys me when people post pictures like that claiming there is something in them. It is quite obvious that it is either done intentionally to discredit other researchers or for attention.....like Jim said.
RobUstes
I agree , i dont disagree, but just throwing another bone in the soup here.

Ever been out hunting in a tree stand? Get up way before you normally do, walk thru the dark woods, hearing strange noises, feeling spooked by the shadows that seem to dance beyond your vision (of course you have, your human, and we have removed ourselves from the woods and her sounds for so long, we arent a part of her anymore)? Trip and fall on a small log, drop everything, makeing more noise than a freight train, curse, spook every animal within ear shot.
Then sit in one spot all day, seeing nothing, not even those little birds with those ab-so-lut-ly HUGE feet kicking leaves around ?? Almost fall out of the darned tree when a fox sneaks up behind you and screams ?
Come darkness, your eyes are blurred by squinting or straining to see movement ... any movement, near or across a field. your tired, worn out, stiff bodied. Climb down, head back home. on the way, something big moves ! Its dark, in the shadows, you grab a camera, and take a pic of what??? ...... a dark blob in the darker bushes.

Or Mr Ohio is just on some really good drugs.

My point? ..... uhm .... i forgot.... let me rethink this .... oh yeah ! People will see what they want to see in a picture, even try to make YOU see it. Damned annoying.
Fishbone35
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Ever been out hunting in a tree stand? Get up way before you normally do, walk thru the dark woods, hearing strange noises, feeling spooked by the shadows that seem to dance beyond your vision (of course you have, your human, and we have removed ourselves from the woods and her sounds for so long, we arent a part of her anymore)? Trip and fall on a small log, drop everything, makeing more noise than a freight train, curse, spook every animal within ear shot.  
Then sit in one spot all day, seeing nothing, not even those little birds with those ab-so-lut-ly HUGE feet kicking leaves around ?? Almost fall out of the darned tree when a fox sneaks up behind you and screams ?  
Come darkness, your eyes are blurred by squinting or straining to see movement ... any movement, near or across a field. your tired, worn out, stiff bodied. Climb down, head back home.


Yes, yes, yes, yes and yes!!!

One thing I'm fond of saying is that I've killed more "time" in the woods than anything else. :wink:
msfit32
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Mr. Ohio seems to have a habit of photographing bigfoot at will. Yet most pictures are blurry and blobish. Anyone else notice this


YES!!! See "pictures of bigfoot or lack thereof" thread under general discussion MN.....I think the guy is a loon and he makes me mad and hes not the only person purveying blobs as bigfoot either icon_mad.gif ....its total foolishness to post those pics as a "bigfoot" sighting.....and everytime I think about it I get embarrassed and mad at the same time.

Good for you Jim, on posting at his "forum".....not that it'll prob. do much good.... :roll:
jimf
Apparently you're right MsFit.Its been over a week now(going on over two)and still no answer to the questions I posed.it was really a simple question that I wanted answers to.Where is the BF in this picture?I can't see him?and how is it some of us spend hours a month seeing nothing and you can see one everytime you go to the grocery store?whats the secret?still no answer and I don't think one is forthcoming.
bipto
If he ever takes a real picture of bigfoot, I'll eat my socks.
jimf
well maybe he did?(that is if bigfoot looks like a tree stump laugh.gif or a shadow or a tree trunk or an old tire or......)
Paul1968UK
That is obviously the answer to the great Bigfoot mystery.

Having seen Star Trek DS9, I can categorically state that Bigfoot is a 'Shapeshifter'.

Every time someone takes a photo of him, he morphs into a tree stump.

As soon as the photo is taken, he morphs bak into Bigfoot and wanders off into the forest.

Simple really.
bipto
Wow. You might really be on to something, here!
Arkansan
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If he ever takes a real picture of bigfoot, I'll eat my socks.


Gee Bipto, I am hoping he never does now, I would really hate to lose a good friend that way! icon_razz.gif
Jesse
If he ever takes a real picture of a BF, will anybody believe him? icon_eek.gif OOPs!! I mean a clear pic.



Jesse
Arkansan
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If he ever takes a real picture of a BF, will anybody believe him? icon_eek.gif  OOPs!! I mean a clear pic.


I think you were right in that first sentence Jesse! laugh.gif
And it is doubtful anyone will without a LOT of convincing! And even then, I probably would still doubt it! icon_confused.gif
jimf
Speaking of hoaxes found this a little while agowww.bighoax.com/hall.htmI emailed them and asked what they base their hoax probability on theres an explanation at the top but I don't think its a very good one.the problem I have is a lot of people lately seem to say older sightings of Bf (among others) are clearly hoaxes after the parties involved are deceased and not able to defend their experiences.for example Bipto and Msfit sat they have dogs and I really believe these dogs exist. based on the fact that through observations I've made,that dogs exist and that people keep them as pets. thtas my 3 cents(in case I need change back later laugh.gif )the biggest mystery of all may be why I cant seem to get these links to work half the time icon_mad.gif
ranshirl
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Speaking of hoaxes found this a little while agowww.bighoax.com/hall.htmI emailed them and asked what they base their hoax probability on theres an explanation at the top but I don't think its a very good one.the problem I have is a lot of people lately seem to say older sightings of Bf (among others) are clearly hoaxes after the parties involved are deceased and not able to defend their experiences.for example Bipto and Msfit sat they have dogs and I really believe these dogs exist. based on the fact that through observations I've made,that dogs exist and that people keep them as pets. thtas my 3 cents(in case I need change back later laugh.gif )the biggest mystery of all may be why I cant seem to get these links to work half the time  :x


www.bighoax.com/hall.html
Just put an L there Jim, on your .htm I did and it worked..... :wink:
jimf
Thanks Ranshirl(as he says DUH! to himself) icon_redface.gif
jimf
new article on fact or fantasy about hoaxers short but intersting www.n2.net/prey/bigfoot/ its under whats new.
Paul1968UK
Interestingly, the 'snowwalker' video only scores 57% !!
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