Word is spreading fast across the globe of the capture of an 8 foot tall hairy apelike creature. It appears that some wildlife researchers in the Pacific Northwest have unearthed an intact but not yet decaying body of a large, hair covered creature some say must be the elusive legendary animal referred to as bigfoot or sasquatch. It is unclear whether it is dead or alive. Details are sketchy but word seems to be spreading rapidly through the bs community grapevine. While nothing has been confirmed by any authority, reporters from the National Inspireror are said to be on the scene at the present and have offered an undisclosed amount of money (perhaps in excess of the sub-prime mortgage loss by U.S. financial institutions) in exchange for the exclusive story. Detailed photographs are said to be forthcoming, some showing detailed foot patterns resembling certain recently discovered casting artifacts.

Again, details are quite sketchy, but those on the scene are said to have mentioned that the shallow grave also harbored crude drawings which resembled maps of rivers and streams of the U.S. with large X's at certain locations with what appeared to be cryptic notes about "vids" or "camras" and the words "sta owt". One was said to be located in the state of Kentucky. There was also some kind of device that one of the researchers discovered was able to make "inferred" beams visible to the naked eye. The researcher accidentally pushed one of the buttons while it was pointed at one his fellow researchers and it zapped him into immediate paralysis. He is said to be recovering but was badly shaken up...

There was also a very curious, but again unconfirmed report that one of the researchers hastily mentioned and it is not clear that this is what he actually said, but some indicated that he was quite adamant about everyone leaving the area immediately as an old, small reel to reel tape player had been discovered which ended with a phrase by an unknown gentlemen that the message and immediate area would soon self-destruct. It looks like we may not get any more information than this, but if anyone does hear anymore about this story, please post immediately so that only validated bs, I mean bf, information can be distributed in a forthright and well documented manner...

I'm only reporting what I'm hearing and thought I should share with you all first.

Soundman

Sounds like you are trying to pull a fast one, it being April 1st and all.


It isn't appreciated.

April Fools to you too.

Sucked in, bad form, knew it was some type of hoax, what does that tell you about the state of research (or at least my state of mind)
Now we've got another dead thread that will receive 10,000 hits and clog up server space

Hi


There is no such thing as a BigFoot

Peace
Tim

You should probably avoid the internet today then.

I found the site where they are releasing the details. One item released to the public was this recording of what sounds like tree or drum beating.

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Mods should name this the April 1st BF topic.

Good stuff soundman!!
You know you've done real good when you piss a few people off.

You had me for about four sentences when I realized, if it was true, I wouldn't be reading about it here. Most likely the server for the forum would crash in the event that something like that would really happen.

Not just today I tell ya, not just today!

Thank you all for your indulgence in a little bit of levity!

Soundman