So later the next day we hear this crashing in the woods and smelled this horrible stench. It was like nothing I've ever smelled before. Then we heard the noises of something rather large moving through the trees. Most of my squad reached for their M16's while I reached for my camera. I saw something near the tree line about 1/5 click away. It stood upright and walked like it had a corn cob stuck in it's butt. It slowly turned towards us as it stepped into the tree line when I snapped this pic.

I know it's bad, and I've caught flak for it since the day I took it. I had to blow up the image (upper left corner) just to see what I saw. From this day forward and for the rest of my life I've been in pursuit of this elusive ape.
So, what's your story?

