QUOTE(Drew @ Oct 1 2007, 07:51 AM)

They do this in a few ways.
ACT1 - end of a long day hiking, and hearing a story or two about Bigfoot sneaking into camp reguarly.
Paying Customer: Gosh, my stomach hurts, but I'm not sick.
Pete: "Your stomach is in a knot? Ahhh yesss... the infrasound is taking effect on the rookies, eh Joe"
Joe: "Yep... happened to me the first couple times out, didn't it Pete?, yeah, he could be anywhere
right now"
ACT2- Early morning, following a full day hiking and hearing a story or two about Bigfoot sneaking into camp
Paying Customer: "hey, did you guys hear any footsteps last night?"
Joe: "Why yes I did"
Customer: "Over there? behind my tent?"
Joe: "Yeah!, right over there and they were walking up to your tent? right? and then back to the woods?"
Customer: "It was weird, I felt like something was pushing on my chest"
Joe: "OH!, yeah, Bigfoot will do that... he's curious, he'll push down on your chest, he so curious, I thought I heard him stop there, But I thought it was you going to the bathroom"
Pete: "Yep, happens to someone almost every time we go out... Did you try and call out, but couldn't move or talk?"
Customer: "OH MY GOD YES I DID!!"
Joe: "Telepathy"
Pete: "Bingo"
ACT3- Early morning again
Paying Customer: And I swear something kept hitting my tent...
Joe: Yeah me too! did it sound like this? (Throws acorn at customer's tent)
Paying Customer: OH MY GOD! Do you think...
Pete: Nothin' new mah friend... You got treated to an Acorn Bombardment of the Bigfoot kind.
Joe: They are SO Curious man... It's freaky
Pete: Yup... he was probably listening to your heartbeat fluctuations after each acorn hit your tent.
Joe: Seeing if you were in a deep sleep, ya know, so he could sneak up and press on your chest...
Paying Customer: Wow... this is soooooo weird