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Yes, railroad tracks. Lotsa reports with them.
Take this tale for what it's worth...
When I was working on the rails, railroaders running between St. Louis and Jefferson City had talked about the big "naked Indian" who ran alongside trains they were running on their route. They described him as having long hair and a male organ John Holmes would cry to have. And he'd keep good pace with the lead engines.
You did not hear this from me. But...
The location I figure are the 2 multiple main tracks, former Missouri Pacific, now Union Pacific RR just west of Labadie, MO on the south bank of the Missouri River probably leading into Washington, Missouri (for a westbound). The tracks level off into the Mo River flood plain just west of Labadie with limestone bluffs on the south of the tracks, farmland for a stretch on the north; then you hit Washington and the MO River is parallel on the north for the most part on there into Jeff City without ever seeing your train's rear end again.
There's a gravel road used by both locals and RR Maintenance of Way that runs alongside and just below the rails past Labadie into Washington. This is the area I believe the stories say the "naked Indian" appeared to the crews who spotted him.
I've heard the tale from eyewitnesses who saw a "naked Indian". I've told this account here before, but probably without the exact locale information.
Get yourself a map. Look for Labadie, MO. Find Hwy T and there's a place just west of there where you can go to get to the tracks. It's Boles Road. Don't know how the locals would like it, but really, once you get to the tracks, you'd be on RR or state property, so you'd only have to worry about RR dicks bothering you, or a couple of '86 Camaros playing grabass. Stay on the road or around the RR easement, take a camera so that the train crew will think you're a foamer and look around. DON'T CLIMB ON THE TRACKS. STAY AT LEAST 100 FEET FROM THE RAILS WHEN A TRAIN PASSES. They can drag loose metal straps that'll slice you into breakfast steaks.
I ran the line for awhile but never saw him; but I heard enough to know that many crews had told stories spanning years of witnessing something resembling a naked long-haired, well-hung human running alongside trains around this spot. Track speed's 50 MPH going thru there, if that matters.
Don't get on the tracks! (The bed's too steep and unwalkable there anyway, but...) There's no crossings where you'll hear the horn and a westbound will make no sound coasting downhill into the flood plain. An eastbound may still run in Idle and be silent before grabbing the throttle for the uphill run at that point.
Safety first! Truly. Stay off tracks and as far away from a train as you can. During a mandatory roll-by, I had golf ball-sized chat rock kicked up from an 79 MPH Amtrak dragging something rain on me and it didn't feel too good.
DR
("Here, let me pull up my shirt and show you the scars." For such a tough audience as is here on this forum, I better explain as much as I can to get at least sum of yuz to understand I ain't BSin.)
QUOTE(truth seeker @ May 22 2007, 05:12 PM)

Guys I'm probably being paranoid it has been literaly years since anyone in my county or a surrounding county has had a reported siting there my woods and the nieghboring woods are both each a couple of acres and then there is railroad track and another woods that's much larger. You know it probably was just timing more than anything else everything going silent and me seeing the brown fur moving seemed kind of wierd but the silence could have been caused by coyote, bobcat or outside chance of a puma. Acouple of nieghbors claim they saw one running lose and I have seen couple times on the news in the last few years about the police have shoot one because it's legal in ohio to keep then as pets.