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tugboatwa
http://bicycling.press-world.com/v/75525.html
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Randall Scott Cycle Company Searches for Bigfoot

Boulder, CO 11/20/2006

Randall Scott Cycle Company, America€™s Premier Cycling Company headquartered In Boulder CO, announces that they are officially on the hunt for Bigfoot. One of our customers, Jason Walker, is the preeminent Bigfoot hunter in America and after extensive research, chose the Iron Horse Azure Expert as weapon of choice for deep woods tracking of the elusive animal.

Jason needed something lightweight, with the power and maneuverability to keep up with an animal that weighs 300+ pounds and runs a 4.4 forty. He chose the Azure Expert and hasn€™t looked back:

€œIt's an awesome bike - smooth easy shifting, disc brakes, light weight, and adjustable shocks, it's PERFECT for what I€™m going to use it for. If you would like to know what that is, please check out my web site, I€™ve mounted it to the back of my big rig for use on the road. It's going to carry me from my truck to the woods. For what you say, check it out for yourself... bigfoothunterlive.com,€ - Jason

So to learn more about Bigfoot and the methods used to track him, visit the Randall Scott Lifestyle Blog, or check out bigfoothunterslive.com. And, we would also like to say that Jason €˜hunts€™ with cameras, and has no intention of hurting the big guy, as Randall Scott Cycle Company in no way condones cruelty to animals.

Randall Scott Cycle Company (www.rscycle.com) - America's premier cycling company is revolutionizing the cycling community. We are passionate about the cycling lifestyle and providing customers with a superior experience. Customer Service is paramount to our philosophy of combining personal world class service and premium cycling products from the most reputable manufacturers in the industry. Try the Randall Scott Difference, become a part of our growing community, and join our thousands of already satisfied customers. Randall Scott Cycle Company

For more information please visit www.rscycle.com
Bitter Monk
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One of our customers, Jason Walker, is the preeminent Bigfoot hunter in America


DDA's going to be pissed. :laugh:
imposter1298
I can't say for sure, but this seems like a advertising ploy. I guess bigfoot only uses hiking trails to move through a forest or timber.
Drew
QUOTE(Bitter Monk @ Nov 21 2006, 09:35 AM) *
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One of our customers, Jason Walker, is the preeminent Bigfoot hunter in America


DDA's going to be pissed. :laugh:


Why?
socaldave
I'm sure that Squatchy will never hear that bike tearing through the woods. :biggrin:
Flashman
From the sound of Jay-Dubbyas site, it seems like he's only just getting into it, so dunno how he got preeminent in like a month.
damndirtyape
This is what I warned MK about when he took the images I made of the film and did this for the internet. No... Mrs. Patterson is going to be pissed! I did send a friendly warning.
DavSquatch
it is gonna fail for Jason, squatchs run from the bike bell and the baseball card in the spokes. :new_lmaosmiley:


Besides you have to have a camera hat like DDA's and of course ride a Specialized, well maybe a Trek if your desperate (sp).


dav
GuyInIndiana
... but he IS "preeminent"... I read it on the internet. :new_lmaosmiley:
Dread
Yea and trust me, the Randall Scott Cycle Company is far from being the premier cycling company in the US. They basically carry 3 lines of bikes, and thier prices are not all that special. Go-Ride.com is a far better place to buy from, I don't have any ties with them, just buy a lot of stuff there.
Melissa
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One of our customers, Jason Walker, is the preeminent Bigfoot hunter in America


DDA's going to be pissed. :laugh:


Question I have is - who is this guy? Anyone ever heard of him?

Pardon my ignorance here, but I never heard of the guy... Anyone?

Just curious.
Ole bub
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QUOTE(Bitter Monk @ Nov 21 2006, 08:35 AM) *

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One of our customers, Jason Walker, is the preeminent Bigfoot hunter in America


DDA's going to be pissed. :laugh:


Question I have is - who is this guy? Anyone ever heard of him?

Pardon my ignorance here, but I never heard of the guy... Anyone?

Just curious.


Melissa...

Oh yeah that's Jason Walker the Rockie's pre-eminent BF researcher...and mountain biker wannabe...LOL

The only press release I want to see is the announcement of a voucher specimen under examination by the appropriate scientific community....not some thinly veiled advertisment for a timber bike...JMHO

seeing is believing...

ole bub and the dawgs
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