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glendoor42
BFRO This encounter cracks me up.

There are several things funny to me about this

1.The man thought they were bears.

2.Thinking what Bigfoot's reaction might be "hey I'm like the most solitary primate in the world and not only have I found one female but two and the second one is patient enough to wait her turn and some asshole takes a shot at me" :icon_really_happy_guy:
OKBFFan
My first impression was two males and one female... thus the scuffling
Sunflower
I'm just sitting here shaking my head....great googly moogly...good nite!
Maheekat
I thought it must have been his "BS" degree.....
chrisandclauida2
i call bs on why he missed with his shot. while it is true there are some harmonics in a barrel when a shot is fired he makes it sound like the barrel is shaking wildly. these so called harmonics only amount to an indiscernible change in bullet impact and then only on followup rounds if fired is fast succession. the difference in bullet weight will account to a difference in bullet impact but only a half to possibly 1 moa at the distance he was shooting. the bullet could either go high or low depending upon powder charge.

as for the rest i don't know. to some the info about the poi of the round would make his story suspect. you will have to decide for your self.

maybe this Bigfoot registered as a sex offender so we can find him./
TimMcmanus
If nothing else, those two bigfeet ended up with a great story to tell their kids.
LAL
One of Datus Perry's stories was of two wrestling somewhere north of Carson, Wa.. He had them in a ring made of thorny bushes from Eastern Washington, so I dismissed the story and thought poor old Datus was a kook, but now I'm going, "Hm".

Many animals test strength (fish do too) and among higher primates it's not uncommon for the dominant male to hump a subordinate, although I'm not implying that happened here.

I've wondered if Sasquatches mate in the frontal position (no, I'm not weird). Why not? Bonobos do it.
paysonfear
QUOTE(LAL @ Mar 11 2006, 04:43 PM) *
I've wondered if Sasquatches mate in the frontal position


Frontal position ? Absolutely not, except in the rarest of instances. BF's always prefer doggie style over missionary, unless it's a first date.
catsraven
:rolling: :icon_really_happy_guy: :rolling: I can't stand it :rolling: :icon_really_happy_guy: :rolling:
Devious Ape
QUOTE(paysonfear @ Mar 15 2006, 08:01 PM) *
Frontal position ? Absolutely not, except in the rarest of instances. BF's always prefer doggie style over missionary, unless it's a first date.

And, you know this how? :new_weirdsmiley:
autumn
this is one of my favorites: http://bfro.net/GDB/show_report.asp?id=1081

"It was a long time ago and I did not know about Bigfoot at that time and told my partner I had seen a swish (gay) bear because of the way it swung it's arms and hands."

a gay bear????
drtimal
QUOTE(autumn @ Mar 27 2006, 01:53 PM) *
this is one of my favorites: http://bfro.net/GDB/show_report.asp?id=1081

"It was a long time ago and I did not know about Bigfoot at that time and told my partner I had seen a swish (gay) bear because of the way it swung it's arms and hands."

a gay bear????



a gay bear - funny :new_lmaosmiley:
Paul1968UK
This is the sort of follow-up that annoys me....
QUOTE
barefoot humanoid prints

Why is the BFRO investigator attributing 'human' traits to the footprints? - yes, they might LOOK humanoid, and if so, then say that they LOOK humanoid, but don't say that they ARE humanoid, until we know whether Bigfoot is a hominid or not.

Where is the science? the objectivity? Clearly not in the 'only scientific organization......'
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