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tugboatwa
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Bigfoot in Illinois?

By DAVID GIBSON - Updated: Friday, February 17, 2006 9:19 AM CST

The Bigfoot craze swept this country back in the 1970s. Fueled by movies like “The Legend of Boggy Creek,” it seemed like folks were seeing Bigfoot everywhere. That included Illinois and as strange as it may seem, folks here in the Land of Lincoln have been reporting seeing a tall, hairy, smelly, critter since the late 1800s. Recently the legendary Bigfoot has been making a comeback in our neck of the woods.

In October of 2005 a couple near Shirley, Ill., claimed to have seen a large hairy man-like animal. The report was credible enough to get the attention of Tom Biscardi who lives clear out in California.

Tom is a Bigfoot expert and researcher. His website (found at www.searchingforbigfoot.com) posts first-hand reports of encounters, photos, plaster casts of big feet and footage that folks have taken of Bigfoot.

The Bigfoot Researchers Organization (BFRO) is a separate group that has a web site (www.bfro.net) that lists sightings along DuPont Road near Seneca, Ill. The area is heavily wooded and just south of the Illinois River. Two local men report being driven out of the woods one night by one of these man-apes. Then there were two Bigfoot specimens reportedly spotted near DuPont road.

The BFRO sight also has a report of an old gray creature that was sighted just north of Kewanee along highway 78. It was fall of 1999. The man who reported it was driving home from work around 2 a.m. when he got a very good look at the creature who ran off into a corn field after a couple of seconds. This address should take you straight to it — www.bfro.net/GDB/show_report.asp?id=8696

The reports consistently describe an ape-like creature that walks on two legs. It stands seven to eight feet tall and weighs from 400 to 600 pounds (although I’m sure none of the eye witnesses asked the beast to get on a scale). Bigfoot is described as being broad shouldered with powerful arms and chest and no neck to speak of. Its body is covered in hair that can be black, brown or red like an orangutan.

Those who have made Bigfoot their field of study say that these large mammals are omnivorous which means they will eat anything. One Ohio man claims to have witnessed at least two Bigfoot hunting deer together. He later found a cash of young deer that are only missing their liver. As it turns out liver is the perfect winter survival food for a large critter like Bigfoot.

To the people who have seen him, Bigfoot is very real. The obvious question is if there are eight-foot-tall primates living wild in the timber lots of Illinois why don’t we find an occasional carcass of one that has died or been killed by a car? Are we ready to declare that we know all there is to know about the natural world? Or is there still room for an eight-foot ape to hide in the great outdoors?

‘‘Kewanee Outdoors’’ by Kewaneean Dave Gibson is a regular feature in the Star Courier. — Ed.
Navy SEAL
Bigfoot has money?

"He later found a cash of young deer that are only missing their liver.
escAPEe
NavySeal-

I'm almost certain he meant to write cache instead of cash.

Unlike a kangaroo, a deer wouldn't be carrying much pocket change because it doesn't have any pockets. Although there is a punchline to an old joke that refers to "a hundred sows and bucks," but I'm almost sure that joke was a play on a slang term for a hundred thousand dollars and not clams, moolah or dough (or would that be doe?).

Both words sound the same and spell checker software wouldn't catch the difference. The fact that the newspaper article was published both in print and online still containing such a spelling mistake does reveal something about the quality of the editor and proofreading staff over in Kewanee, Illinois (Henry County). This sure doesn't help that "barefoot and pregnant" hillbilly stereotype those uppity Chicagoans think about all of us living "downstate."

Thanks for the post, Tug.

Yes indeed, Tom Biscardi's visit to central Illinois this week has generated yet another local media item-- this time in today's Kewanee Star Courier. I've lost count of how many times he's appeared in print, on local TV and in local radio interviews this week starting on Tuesday, February 14. It kind of spoiled my Valentine's Day.

You would certainly have to be living without electricity, TV, radio or newspapers somewhere at the end of a dirt road ("in the sticks" as we say here in central Illinois) this week to have missed all of this media attention being paid to "bigfoot"-- but then, it does seem that people living without electricity at the end of dirt roads around here probably already have one or more of these animals as neighbors.
Magistare
Yes Bigfoot needs cash!
You see over the years he comes in contact with hunters, campers, explorers and when they get spooked and run away like crazy, sasquatch gets the stuff they leave behind. Invariably he has to have a place to stash it all and after careful observation has probably ended up with a nice RV. Remember the story about the guy going out to his truck reaching in through the open window and feeling something large and furry sitting in his truck, that was sasquatch driving 101. So sasquatch has all the fat loot, he needs cash cause those damndable gadgets run out of juice. Do you know how hard it is to get AAA batteries out in the middle of the boonies? Send Bigfoot cash so he can by batteries for his IPOD, it is rumoured he likes the Beasty Boys, iron maiden and has put contract hit out on any sign of the judges of American Idol should they venture into the woods. He also likes to shop in Canada since they do not decriminate.



Have a nice day

Mags

Of course that damn Discovery channel mythbusters advertisement with the canadian bigfoot is priceless. Poor lad can;t sit and read the paper without someone spying on him.
VAFooter
Great! Now I have this mental image of Bigfoot running around with the bling bling, gold chains, and huge 5 pound "$" hanging around his neck and wearing wraparound Ray-Bans or whatever the hot sunglasses are these days.... :new_lmaosmiley:
Melissa
I think it is pretty clear - Dave Gibson, does not know Tom Biscardi - at all..

YIKES... LMAO.
SOFoggy
QUOTE(tugboatwa @ Feb 17 2006, 10:39 AM) *
http://www.starcourier.com/articles/2006/0...rts/sports1.txt

"Tom is a Bigfoot expert and researcher."

Eeeeeasy, stomach,...eeeeasy now,...
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