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jimf
http://hometown.aol.com/osareal/index.html

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uffda320
I remember that page. It looks like they've really updated it...with some..umm..new technology..or something icon_really_happy_guy.gif
rockinkt
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(damn photosynthetic pizeolectric induced transparency ink!!!!)
walkingcarpet
Oh, there are plenty of words:

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stupid
Function: adjective
Text: 1 not having or showing an ability to absorb ideas readily <it's not nice to constantly call your brother stupid and ugly> <don't ask stupid questions>
Synonyms brainless, dense, doltish, dopey, dorky [slang], dull, dumb, fatuous, half-witted, mindless, oafish, obtuse, senseless, simple, slow, thick, thickheaded, unintelligent, vacuous, weak-minded, witless
Related Words feebleminded, retarded, simpleminded; foolish, idiotic, imbecile, imbecilic, moronic; ignorant, illiterate, lowbrow, uneducated, uninformed, untaught, unthinking; absurd, asinine, balmy, cockeyed, crazy, cuckoo, daffy, daft, dotty, harebrained, insane, kooky, loony (also looney), lunatic, mad, nonsensical, nutty, preposterous, sappy, screwball, silly, unwise, wacky, zany; fallacious, illogical, invalid, irrational, unreasonable
rockinkt
QUOTE(walkingcarpet @ Nov 16 2005, 01:00 AM)
Oh, there are plenty of words:

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stupid
Function: adjective
Text: 1 not having or showing an ability to absorb ideas readily <it's not nice to constantly call your brother stupid and ugly> <don't ask stupid questions>
Synonyms brainless, dense, doltish, dopey, dorky [slang], dull, dumb, fatuous, half-witted, mindless, oafish, obtuse, senseless, simple, slow, thick, thickheaded, unintelligent, vacuous, weak-minded, witless
Related Words feebleminded, retarded, simpleminded; foolish, idiotic, imbecile, imbecilic, moronic; ignorant, illiterate, lowbrow, uneducated, uninformed, untaught, unthinking; absurd, asinine, balmy, cockeyed, crazy, cuckoo, daffy, daft, dotty, harebrained, insane, kooky, loony (also looney), lunatic, mad, nonsensical, nutty, preposterous, sappy, screwball, silly, unwise, wacky, zany; fallacious, illogical, invalid, irrational, unreasonable

Quit beating around the bush and give us your unfettered opinion! wink.gif
t.steenburg
blink.gif blink.gif blink.gif blink.gif blink.gif blink.gif blink.gif Thats about all I can say.

Thomas Steenburg
Lyndon
Gulp, on that site I can safely say those have to be the worst blobsquatch pictures I've ever seen.
JohnWS
This indeed takes blobsquatchery to new levels of absurdity.... The PPIT pictures as far as I can understand are pictures of bushes with supposedly transparent sasquatches in them blink.gif ?

So..... we now don't need a shadow in a bush for it to be a sasquatch, but just a bush?
mr. sceptical
QUOTE(jimf @ Nov 16 2005, 01:42 AM)

That would be laughable, but strangely I just find that webpage sad. Hard to figure out how some people can get so out of touch with reality...
jimf
I've figured out why ,despite hundreds of hours spent looking ,I never find bigfoot based on that at least. I didn't use a thingamajig doohicky whatsis detector when I was looking.
Can't find one on E-bay either , dammit!!
bobber
QUOTE(jimf @ Nov 16 2005, 08:07 AM)
I've figured out why ,despite hundreds of hours spent looking ,I never find bigfoot based on that at least. I didn't use a thingamajig doohicky whatsis detector when I was looking.
Can't find one on E-bay either , dammit!!

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chrisandclauida2
:yeahright: :youwish: :wtf:
RayG
QUOTE(jimf @ Nov 16 2005, 09:07 AM)
I've figured out why ,despite hundreds of hours spent looking ,I never find bigfoot based on that at least. I didn't use a thingamajig doohicky whatsis detector when I was looking.
Can't find one on E-bay either , dammit!!

That's only 'cause it ain't spelled right on that website.

It ain't a Photosynthetic Pezioelectric Induced Transparency dodad... the correct spelling is Piezoelectric.

I've got three of the damn things in my basement. Pretty handy too. I sometimes hear my wife asking the kids, "Where's your dad?", and the kids responding, "Dunno mom, he was here a minute ago." new_evil.gif

RayG
jimf
You have bushes to hide in in your basement??? Thats cool!!
mike2k1
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ouachita
Well, I see it didn't take long after this thread was started for He Whose Name Shall Not Be Spoken to post on the forum at that site (about 22 -23 minutes). He seems quite impressed.

I bet they'll have a lot to talk about.

He should send you a thank you letter JimF! laugh.gif
jimf
Wasn't me that found the site,that was a friend. I just posted the link.

Can I pass on the thank you note? laugh.gif
Bukwas
huh.gif The mind boggles on the amount of effort that was put into this website. This sure does help add to the credibility of BF research! new_whistle.gif
BigCountry
Great, Bigfoot has a cloaking device......................we're NEVER gonna find him now! :doh:
micahn
I really have no clue why some people are left alone and let to walk around free. It seems to me people who see a Bigfoot in them pictures they show there are a danger to themselves and others.
Some of wonder what it would take for the rest of the world to start taking the Bigfoot community serious, Well getting people like that out of the Bigfoot field would be a great start. They do nothing but make anyone who believes in Bigfoot look like fools to the rest of the world.
smiles22
I have been haunting the (BFF) forums for awhile without posting, but I have to point out this bit of "enlightenment" (no pun intended) from the forums on that site. This apparently explains those times when tracks seem to just end mysteriously. The "Floating, Smelly Primate Theory":

"A thought that coordinates with PPIT.
H2S Hydrogen is lighter than air if the cells are taking on bonding with large amounts of hydrogen the vessel taking it on would become lighter , kind of like a balloon. The emitting of sulfur would also be a part of this reaction accounting for the smell."
rockinkt
QUOTE(jimf @ Nov 16 2005, 07:52 AM)
You have bushes to hide in in your basement??? Thats cool!!

UMMMM... you don't smoke them "bushes" do you??? laugh.gif
jimf
Just once ,but I never inhaled.. Think I've heard that somewhere before. new_whistle.gif
ouachita
QUOTE(smiles22 @ Nov 16 2005, 12:34 PM)
..."A thought that coordinates with PPIT.
H2S Hydrogen is lighter than air if the cells are taking on bonding with large amounts of hydrogen the vessel taking it on would become lighter , kind of like a balloon. The emitting of sulfur would also be a part of this reaction accounting for the smell."

OK. I understand the smelling the H2S part, but are you proposing that enough hydrogen would be generated to physically lift an adult Bigfoot off the ground?

You are joking, right?

1. Assuming a nominal weight of 400 lbs it would take an enormous amount of hydrogen that is presumably tied up with the sulphur in a 2 to 1 ratio.

2. In order for the hydrogen to lift a Bigfoot it would have to be contained. This implies that Bigfoot carries a very large invisible bag around with him all the time or that he contains the gas internally and swells like an enormous puffer fish which, invisible or not, would be hard to conceal.

3. H2S is extremely toxic, at least for humans. To have enough H2S on hand to create enough hydrogen to lift a Bigfoot would probably mean that any human down wind of the event would be in grave danger.

I just don't think this idea will fly. (pun intended)
OKBFFan
QUOTE(smiles22 @ Nov 16 2005, 12:34 PM)
The "Floating, Smelly Primate Theory":

"A thought that coordinates with PPIT.
H2S Hydrogen is lighter than air if the cells are taking on bonding with large amounts of hydrogen the vessel taking it on would become lighter , kind of like a balloon. The emitting of sulfur would also be a part of this reaction accounting for the smell."

ok so Bigfoot farts just before or just AFTER we see him?

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shaman
fact:

you get ONE strong whiff of h2s, it burns out your olefactory receptors. you smell it no more, thinking you are safe.

the next breath paralyzes the diaphram and you.....die.



anyone working in refineries, chemical plants, in the oil fields, anywhere large amounts of manure of various types are present, wastewater facilities, anyone who has worked in confined spaces has been trained about, probably encountered it in less than deadly doses, and knows h2s is very very dangerous. it is heavier than air and therefore just spreads out horizontally rather than rising and dissapating harmlessly into the atmosphere.

{edit to add this}What is hydrogen sulfide (H2S)?
Hydrogen Sulfide (H2S) is a colorless gas that smells like rotten eggs (from the sulphur). Often referred to as "sewer gas," hydrogen sulfide is highly poisonous. Usually, the poisoning caused by hydrogen sulfide is though inhalation and has a toxicity similar to cyanide. It is found in petroleum and natural gas and is sometimes present in ground water. Natural gas can contain up to 28% hydrogen sulfide gas and may be considered an air pollutant when found near a natural gas production area or refinery.

Low Levels of H2S
The odor or hydrogen sulfide gas can be perceived at levels as low as 10 ppb (parts per billion). At levels of 50-100 ppm (parts per million), it may cause the human sense of smell to fail. Low levels can cause eye irritation, dizziness, coughing, and headache.

High levels of H2S
At high exposures (usually greater than 300 ppm), H2S has the amazing effect of causing the nose to stop perceiving its smell after a few inhalations, which may lead to the inhalation of a toxic or fatal dose (which can occur at 600 ppm). At high levels, hydrogen sulfide gas may paralyze the lungs, meaning that the victim may then be unable to escape from the toxic gas without assistance.

Deaths are not uncommon when people enter poorly ventilated spaces such as deep wells, underground tanks or sewer systems. Since H2S gas is heavier than air, its concentration is highest near the bottom of enclosed spaces.

{edited again to add this, and this one is lmao}from here:http://www.bakerhughes.com/bakerpetrolite/oilgas/h2s_control/

Aside from it's corrosive nature, H2S is also a very toxic and very flammable gas. At low levels, H2S has a "rotten egg" smell. At levels of 100 ppm, H2S will paralyze the olfactory system, making it appear odorless. At levels above 700 ppm, H2S can kill instantly. To add to the threat this creates, H2S is heavier than air, allowing it to creep along the surface where it becomes a potentially life threatening, explosive hazard.
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http://www.cdc.gov/nasd/docs/d001601-d0017...16/d001616.html

Hydrogen sulfide is considered the most dangerous of the byproducts of manure decomposition. It has a, distinct rotten egg smell and is heavier than air. After breathing this gas for a short time, your sense of smell becomes fatigued and you can no longer detect an odor.

http://www.osha.gov/SLTC/etools/oilandgas/...monitoring.html

Hydrogen Sulfide or sour gas (H2S) is a flammable, colorless gas that is toxic at extremely low concentrations. It is heavier than air, and may accumulate in low-lying areas. It smells like "rotten eggs" at low concentrations and causes you to quickly lose your sense of smell. Many areas where the gas is found have been identified, but pockets of the gas can occur anywhere

another thought, eating rocks, clay for vitamin b12. practically all b12 comes from animal flesh and dairy products.

deer dont eat meat, they do fine, cows dont eat meat, they do fine. all natural herbivores seem to do fine. my uneducated guess here is that herbivores dont have much use for b12? somebody in the know set me right on this please?

soooooooooooooooo is bigfoot a herbivore, why would he need b12?

if he omnivore, he gets b12 plenty from critters he eats.

critters licking a natural salt lick i know and understand. i know of two natural salt licks up to home and they always showed lots of sign of all types of critters.

opinion on this thought please.
smiles22
Ouchita
You do realize that the stuff on floating was a quote from the goofy website, right? I wasn't proposing it. Serious.
ouachita
QUOTE(smiles22 @ Nov 16 2005, 04:55 PM)
Ouchita
You do realize that the stuff on floating was a quote from the goofy website, right? I wasn't proposing it. Serious.

laugh.gif OK!

I wasn't really sure, that's why I asked. Thought I'd point out some fallacies with the whole H2S scenario while I was at it.

My Bad. laugh.gif
scotto
QUOTE(OKBFFan @ Nov 16 2005, 03:56 PM)
QUOTE(smiles22 @ Nov 16 2005, 12:34 PM)
The "Floating, Smelly Primate Theory":

"A thought that coordinates with PPIT.
H2S Hydrogen is lighter than air if the cells are taking on bonding with large amounts of hydrogen the vessel taking it on would become lighter , kind of like a balloon. The emitting of sulfur would also be a part of this reaction accounting for the smell."

ok so Bigfoot farts just before or just AFTER we see him?

edited to add blink.gif

I'll see your blink.gif and raise you a wacko.gif

Too weird.
APEBAIT
huh.gif Almost makes Mary Gxxxx look believable! new_whistle.gif
MANGLER
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cactusbutt
I have been trying for years to achive anal liftoff icon_abduct.gif
perhaps I should eat more beans,or just push harder new_weirdsmiley.gif
RayG
QUOTE(cactusbutt @ Nov 17 2005, 12:37 AM)
I have been trying for years to achive anal liftoff icon_abduct.gif
perhaps I should eat more beans,or just push harder new_weirdsmiley.gif

Be very careful how hard you push, you may end up with fallout instead of liftoff. :yuck:

RayG
DjMikerDee
Dear God in heaven.................
This is without a doubt, even crazier than his last site. blink.gif
shaman
psst,

its a woman
Melissa
The whole "invisible" bigfoot thing just makes me laugh - too funny smile.gif
Boomer316
I came across that last year at some point and just sat there staring at the screen thinking...this IS NOT a serious site is it????? wacko.gif After reading this, I remebered the whole bigfoot-crushing-rocks-to-turn-invisible thingamabob. This person needs some kind of therapy.
The whole H2S thing had me in stitches...as Shaman posted, that stuff WILL give you a lift...to whatever afterlife you believe in.....
Maybe someone should take that individual to a 30% sour well and let them hang out for a while.... huh.gif Maybe they'll be saved by an invisible bigfoot dragging them away....oh pa-lease!
truckn_sasquatchs_daughter
Well, that just explains it all.

It's not that I can't ~find~ bigfoot--I've just been walking through him all this time.

:doh: :eek3dance:
FredSneakers/David
If sasquatch skin cells really did have the ability to filter light to make it invisible or at the very least pull a cephalapod and blend, we'd still see a big shag of hair walking around.
nightscream
Brings back great memories. Remember when the BFF was down for a few weeks? A bunch of wierdos that are normally banned from this site started showing up in droves at the temporary site. They seemed to be rallied and led by "He whose name cannot be mentioned". (That guy also left me a bunch of messages in my inbox angrily berating me whenever I would joke about his postings).

I think I remember the guy who proposed all of that invisible stuff being one of the people that was flooding the temp site with a bunch of gobblety goop.

Fun times.
Paul1968UK
Thats why we have moderators - the frappr crappr weeks were an excellent example of what happens when a bigfoot discussion board goes unmoderated, and should be required reading for anyone who complains about overzealous moderation.
Teresa
QUOTE(RayG @ Nov 17 2005, 10:11 AM) *
Be very careful how hard you push, you may end up with fallout instead of liftoff.

RayG


Some of this stuff is priceless in entertainment value.
eldonkey
To suggest the Bigfoot is invisible is prepostorous.... I think we all know the only thing known to man to be invisible is none other than Kevin Bacon ( "The Hollow Man"), and last I checked, it wasn't because of sewer gas!
CuriousJ
Why oh why did I click on that link? I have a headache now from looking at those pics. I won't even call them blobsquatches because there is nothing even resembling a BF in any of them.

It reminds me of that website that claims to find pics of old WWII tanks and other crazy stuff on the surface of the moon.
PinelandsResearcher
I don't know what to think...
1) I HAVE seen bigfoot,- probably several times in fact...or...
2) I need to find a new hobby because these crackpots are making me more and more skeptical...or...
3) There is something to some of these loony theories - I actually picked out the BF in the den before I got the "clue". Who knows - maybe bigfoot can appear transparent, that would explain a great deal. Maybe they do have the ability to emit something that disorients or confuses people, or at least makes people nervous and uncomfortable. Maybe they do come in many shapes and sizes and sometimes wear turbins and eat pancakes, and maybe they do have names like Fox and knock on the door and ask for garlic. I'm not really joking, because I honestly right now that maybe we've all been duped and there are no BF, or there is a gov. conspiracy, or at best, they are out there, and none of us is an expert on their abilities, etc. Sorry for the current frustration. :surrender:
colstonewall1
QUOTE(Paul1968UK @ Mar 4 2007, 11:47 AM) *
Thats why we have moderators - the frappr crappr weeks were an excellent example of what happens when a bigfoot discussion board goes unmoderated, and should be required reading for anyone who complains about overzealous moderation.


Well I had fun on the frappr crappr!! No joke, I thoroughly enjoyed it, there were some characters on there. I laughed & laughed every time I got on it. Keep in mind I had never been on the regular site, frappr was my intro to The BFF. He who's name shall not be mentioned (will I find men in black at my door if I DO mention his name?) kept me in stitches. Although I understand his history here and probably woulda had a different opinion had I been around longer. Don't get me wrong, Ive seen his site & pictures, hilarious crazy.gif , but I couldn't help but like the guy. I guess it was because everyone else disliked him.
Mystical Hominid
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That site could make baby Jesus cry.


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Texas Bigfoot
QUOTE(Woodshadow @ Nov 16 2005, 06:06 AM) *
This indeed takes blobsquatchery to new levels of absurdity.... The PPIT pictures as far as I can understand are pictures of bushes with supposedly transparent sasquatches in them blink.gif ?

So..... we now don't need a shadow in a bush for it to be a sasquatch, but just a bush?

Exactly. The ABSENCE of Bigfoot is proof that they exist and have the ability to be transparent. In fact there is one reading this over my shoulder right now.
Kucta-qa
poop
manofthesea
I used to read Omni magazine (no longer printed), they had an excellent article about a tribe of Vietnamese bushmen who could camouflage their entire body to the point of disappearing to the human eye. The reporter witnessed this, having seen one of them put on the finishing touches and becoming invisible to him.
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