BluffCreek35

I fear this thread is going to become a smileyfest

Nah, I think I'll give it one of these. :doh:


Edited to add one of these...

:bf:

Romantic in headlights.... hummm....

Well I'll stop and ask him/her to join me and the meaniehead that I just pick up from the thread before and go to a bar to talk Biggie issues :guinness:
(sure I'll mention the CHUPACABRAS vs Bigfoot theory and see what do they have to say... Just kidding )

By the way Paul you are right about the thread direction....

If anyone has a chupacabra smiley, now would be a good time

Sorry Paul I don't carry family pictures at my office....

:bffrules:

I got to thinking and I've noticed an awful lot of new members online lately and I'm not too sure these new members know what we mean by a "Romantic". Its not what you may think. Its not someone who loves walks on the beach holding hands as you watch the sunset, candlelight dinners and cuddleing with your love one on the coutch in a blanket as you watch a good movie late at night.


Check out this thread.Romantic's

BluffCreek35

Chupacabra smilie...the closest I can get!

I've never seen a chupacabra...is this anywhere close?

Just smile, and say, "Thank you for your opinion".

Then go on your way.

Well..a romantic would not be in your headlights to start with!
All romantics know that Sasquatch sleeps at night in a Squatch nest..so he can be alert and helpful should some one get lost in the forest, the next day!

Unless you catch them leaving a jar of peanut butter at a campsite? If this should happen..then you can be pretty well assured that you have a romantic under your front wheels! :rotflmao:

About as close an image that I'd want to get of a "goat sucker!"

I would hit the gas and run `em over, flashing my headlights and honking wildly!!! They would die happy, thinking that they were hearing alien Sasquatch travelers communicating with the mother ship.

I'd roll down the window and yell "Run Forrest, Runnnnnnnn !!!!!

I would stop and try to explain to them..............

Ahh, never mind. I'll just clip em' with the door as I speed by.

What ?? No poll with options?

I'd run over the bastard!

t.

Since I already had the extreme meaniehead in the car, I'd pick up the ultra romantic. Put them in the passenger and back seat (I'd not put them both in the back seat - you think I'm crazy) and drive to the nearest bar. Seat the two of them at the bar. Buy each a pitcher of beer. Then find a booth on the other side of the bar and wait for the fun.

What makes you think the romantic would survive long enough to make it to the bar?

Great smiley!!

It would depend on how patient I felt at the time and how high my BS tolerance level was.

Most likely I would just carefully drive around him/her and toodle on down the highway.

I wouldn't want to risk raising my insurance rates by hitting him/her. The satisfaction just ain't worth the money and inconvenience.

I'd have to run him over - I'm really sick of that "That's What I Like ABout You" song.....

First of all, there's no way to tell if the person is a meaniehead or romantic until you pick him or her up, so I'd have to pick em up first (Unless they're wearing an "I Want To Believe" X-files tee shirt). The conversation is over with one word about UFOs and trans-mutating Sasquatches however. I'd change the subject as politely as possible and drop him or her off as soon as I can. Since I'm a self proclaimed skemantic, I'd secretly harbor the desire to turn them over to the all knowing meanieheads so they could see how ###### like they can be, then, after a few tongue lashings, they might become a skemantic like me!

DTK

:whip:

I believe there is a way to tell if a person was a so called "meanie head" or a "romantic" without having to pick them up first. A "Romantic" would be just like the Hippies that live in a town close to where I live; they walk out into traffic without looking both ways because they think theres a force field that surrounds their bodies that will prevent them from getting smashed to hell when a 5,000 pound vehicle runs them over.

BluffCreek35

PS-And I'm not trying to be funny here, these hippies I'm talking about really do walk out into traffic without looking both ways in this town I'm talking about. Had to lay down the rubber hard several times. And when I come to a screaching halt and my front bumper is only 2 inchs from these hippies, they slap the front of my hood like IM the one with the problem. Talking about "Romantics" Sheesh!!

Bluffcreek35



:bffrules:

Depends...

Are they relatively hot and attractive?...

If so, I could be up for some romance...





Oh...wait...You mean that kind of Romantic...

:yuck:

Chupacabra smilie!

HAHA!!!

I wish I'd thought of that one.

Get some Windex and wash 'em off.

I'd give them warm, squishy, lovey-wovey hugs!!!

But you really know how to dance ... when you go uptown, jump around, think about true romance ... yeah ....

Hey Randy, I'm relatively hot and attractive, soooo.....

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I think I've been there !