QUOTE(tugboatwa @ May 4 2003, 01:48 PM)
According to the segment... bigfoot is dangerous.
The proof... 1) No reports of attacks on humans by a bigfoot... but 2) bigfoot is a wild animal (if it is real) and 3) there have been a number of people missing in the woods, and, well, maybe bigfoot got some of them.
ERGO - It may be dangerous to go into the wild because bigfoot might be out there.
Toilets are dangerous too !!!

fact: 90% of all household injuries happen in the bathroom.
fact: toilets are made of a slippery when wet substance
fact: do we really know how toilets feel about us sitting on them ??
fact: most of the time we are in the bathroom, we are not fully awake and aware of whats goin on around us.
Theory : toilets are in cahoots with the tub, the sink and the rugs, to trip us up, make us fall and then they hit us, and project images into our heads that make us think we did it to ourselves. Eventually, they want to take over the world !!!
Hypothesis (ergo): dont go into the bathroom, "they" are out to get us
