And JC-C better find a new income, 'cause I doubt there'll
be a sequel...

Seems Tennesse has opened hunting season on Bigfoot.
Yup, according to the Weekly World News (23 Mar) "the population
of the once-rare creatures has exploded so spectacularly in recent
years that state officials in Tennessee have quietly authorized
hunters to shot them!"

"Already, these creatures have started to become pests in some rural
parts of the state, raiding garbage bins, farmers' cornfields and
vegetable gardens."

Not to mention poo'ing in the barn and swiping the good china

the "ahem" season is supposed to run June 15th thru Sept 15th
and the hours are 6 am to 7 pm. You may bag three per season.

I can't stop laughing long enough to type it all in. A skeptical buddy
of mine brought me the article yesterday for a laugh. I swear this
has nothing to do with this being April 1st.

I love it! I think I may have to take my holidays in TN next summer. Maybe I can drive home with a Sasquatch tied to my roof. Give all the deer hunters a heart attack!

Heh. Who knows. Maybe somebody dumb enough to take that story literally will actually go out into the woods and bag a Bigfoot, and then get it mounted and put it on display, inadvertently solving the mystery!


-robo

Has anyone contacted Janice to find out when she's going to open up the Carter-Coy Bigfoot Safari Huntin' Club?

That would make an outstanding t-shirt...

I agree coach!

Not very PC... but sure to cause a stir!

And that's what makes it so good...

I heard Burt Reynolds is going to host the safari tours...

please let it be Fox, please let it be Fox....

Well, you know, if he really existed that is.

ROTFLMAO!

I may need a nurse....

I just heard that MGM Studios is sending a couple of those Tour-mobiles to the Coy farm to H*ll with hunting on the farm, the guided tour will bring far more income complete with rides and stunt men in suits ..
Fox's of the Carribean anyone ??

Ummmm.....Fox is already dead. But...maybe it will be that new one...Cheeco!

"Oh Cheeco... don't you get discourged..."
"Oh you know it's Cheeco and The Man..."

Cheeco says, "It's not my chob!".

Fox is dead? So where's THAT body hidden? Some
other neighbor sitting on that one too

Well the book just says he is "gone" now. Janice claimed Sheba died more recently and I asked what happened to that body, but of course, never got an answer. I'm just jealous.

Wasn't " Angry and Jealous" the term she used?

Oh yea...

I am just angry and jealous!!

Thanks SFS, gotta get it right!