Has anybody else heard the reports of bigfoots being completely hidden by trees that are way to thin? Or of them simply disapearing with a shimmer? Usually you'd dismiss these but there have been quite a few of them. What could be the answer. Illusion, trickery, a combination of distraction-quick thinking and fast running, something else?

Must not off been hid very well if there was a sighting

Much of the time its in the eye of the beholder. Many animals that are brown in color will blend into the foliage and shadows and "disappear". BF is known to have a wide stride, so it can move real quick.

There are lots of reports of people being abducted by aliens, too, but I don't believe them, either.

Witnesses on drugs or completely out of touch with reality?

I remember hearing one report of this woman who was riding a horse and when she saw the bigfoot disapear the horse just wigged out, so it couldn't have ALL been a halucination.

I've heard of some of this stuff. Here's my wildest theory about it.

There is at least one report of a Sasquatch screaming at a deer and the deer just standing there afterward, like it was stunned. If BF can do that to a deer, it can probably do that to you. If your brain gets knocked offline like that, time will pass without your awareness of it. Even when you are sleeping, you have a mental capacity to "count" time subconciously. Some people are able to wake themselves when they need to get up because this is so developed in them.

But if sasquatch stuns you in a way that disrupts your brain activity, you might go "offline" for a time and not realize it when you came back "online".

That is completely homegrown theorizing BS, and given that the account I mentioned above comes out of Thom Powell's book, maybe there's less than nothing to it. But if people think BF has teleported, I'd buy an "infrasonic stun blast" much quicker than I'd buy teleporting invisible BFs..

Here's an idea.. I once managed a pizza restaraunt and there was always a lot of loss.. This was in the township of Northridge in "the valley," so big surprise, right? Well, what if it was BF infrastunning all of us and making off with the pepperonis?

Man, I wish I had thought of that excuse when the boss showed up looking for a scapegoat..

"Dude, they're coming down out of the hills! Put in a security camera! I'm serious, duude!"

Well I read in a book of Thom Powell's that when people see a bigfoot and just freeze or something, it may be that bigfoot use infrasound, which can have a interesting affect on humans. Maybe they've figured that out.

Boy howdy, am I gonna be watching this thread.

The brain does its best to process the information it receives, but at times that information doesn't actually match what is happening, due to the brain attempting to fill in the blanks and smooth out the rough edges.

Yeah, the brain sees something that doesn't really fit into it's world view, so it takes a sec' to explain it to itself.

Testing... 1 , 2 , 4....uh... Voldamort... 'tis that thee?

this means...

No.

Yep, me too. I love a good teleportation thread.

Well it wouldn't be teleportation though.

Obviously, BF is ripping the fabric of space to escape via one of the 7 unobserved dimensions given by string theory. Though those dimensions are supposed to be smaller than the eye can see.

So they aren't teleporting, they are shrinking and then running really fast through another dimension (which they have to do because they shrank so tiny..), then jumping out, growing, and then making sure you see that they've just done that, but in a way that leads you to theorize that they are teleporting and taking orders from the aliens..

I had a dog that did that one time. I never figure out if he was coming or going.

Dang aliens, ordering our giant forest apes around...

Sometimes a bigfoot can disappear almost as fast as some people's credibility. And that's fast!

I wouldn't say they're taking orders, I'm pretty sure it's based strictly on a volunteer basis.

AAHHH!!! But what IF, they only THINK.... they are volunteering?

Well you know, I have heard of such things as worm holes in outer space that warp the space-time continuum. We have worm holes here on earth where I get my fish bait sometimes.

Small gray alien with bulbous eyes and a permanant sneer addresses a crowd of BFs.

"Alright my overstuffed hairy primitives.. Once again we need your assistance. One of you take this dimensional ripper™ and really do a number on a human or two. Who's in? Who's my main squatch? Hands?"

Assembled BFs look uncomfortably non-comittal. There is a general grumble.

"Ok, there's a case of Rese's Pieces in it for you.."

All hands shoot up and begin waving.

"Me! Me! Pick me!"

Later, on the mother ship, big gray has his legs up.

"Sure, they are difficult to work with, but they do work for peanuts.

Smithers-alien: "You mean, peanut butter cups, don't you sir?"

buh-bum boom splash!

Ok, so that wasn't so funny. Beats another post on the Manitoba thread, don't it? :help:

The simplest explanation is that the report is not entirely accurate.

That would make sense, except that those are on the ground, HH. My guess is that they are using tree-boring insects...kind of like a worm hole, but more vertical.

Where I come from we have a name for this sort of phenomenon. It is called horse puckey.

LOL @ HH and Chewy..



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No dey'can't...

Hey Naked Ape...don't take offense. We're just having a giggle and getting rid of some stress.



At least that's my reason............not too sure about these other people....ummmm I guess they're people. Yeah, people, that's it........... :help:

Oh yes, hi-larious, mocking me and such. Don't make me call out the teleporting-alien slave-bigfoots on you.

I'm standing shoulder-to-shoulder with you, J.

It boggles the mind how some threads make it beyond the first post... :doh:

Hey, it started out serious. But it's kinda' degenerated...

Hey, GC, the trick is that they teleport to the second post, then the third, etc.

By staying behind the posts like that, most people never even see them!


(Not so much blowing off steam as enjoying a slow day at work.)

Yes, Bm has almost grasped the concept.

The human brain is a wonderous organic electrical "thing" still greatly unexplored.
The human defensive mechanisim is a greatly misunderstood thing indeed. if the eyes send signals to the brain, that the brain says "does not exist, therefore we will not see it" , then, the brain shuts down the signals that say "it's there". Then, the witness percieves it to vanish in thin air, or shimmer and disapear.

Does the animal in question actually DO this ? I think not. I believe that this is simply a "brain override" of the eye signals being sent to the brain. A self defence mechanisim that is overlooked by much of modern science , ... and BF investigators.

Thom may believe his witness, and back them fully, but does Thom understand the fuctions of the human brain when it comes to this occurence ? The witness may totally believe that the animal "shimmered, then vanished" , and that is what the witness "saw" , but is that really the case of what actually happened !?!?!?


I think not. I dont bash Thom or his witness, but i simply have a different theory on what occured.

That's coz the BFF is a flesh and blood forum....in more ways than one.

Why is it then that when confronted with a bigfoot, this only happens to a few people?

And , this suprises you ... why ?!?!?!

[Given the fact that the majority of the members have a high stress level during the day, or depending on thier family situation, at night too, that they then need to blow off steam, and this forum is the "Bestest Place" (do i still have to buy you chocolate chip cookies Bipto ??!!??) to do such a thing, and threads like this are sooooo easy to poke :poke: fun at ... *breathes in* .... so , yeah, your surprised, why !?!?]!

I hate to sound arrogant, or elitist, but some people are stronger minded than others. Some can mentally handle the stress of seeing something that society says does not exist.

The weaker individual (not bashing a persons charecter, just a comment on the brains self defensive mechanisim) will blank out that which would otherwise overload the brain.

No big whoop.

Ummm, while Bip is away, he said I could have his cookies Rob.

Uh huh! He did so!




Oatmeal, raisin, chocolate chip please.

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I just love to teleport!!!

Where is bipto? I haven't heard anything from him.

JVD

Rob, that theory sounds alright to me. I think there is even some research to back you up. I recall something along those lines in a psych class I took long ago. Unfortunately, that's all I can tell you, and it was your post that jogged even that much out of the old sputtering mainframe..

He's just really, really busy starting up his new business. He checks on us though.

The whole "brain not accepting reality" reminds me of a book. I think it was God's Debris.

Haha, I guess you're right. It's probably because I'm (somewhat) new.

Beam me up Scotty.