Frank Hanson in his own words, Article by Hanson in Saga magazine Options

[Robert]

This was originally published in Saga magazine in 1970. I don't think Hanson has been heard from since.

I Killed The Ape-Man Creature Of Whiteface

By Frank Hansen

Is the "creature" a fabrication, a product of a vivid imagination,
expert craftsmanship and a showman's flair for illusion? Or is it
really a flesh-and-blood clue to the development of the family of man?

WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE! The abominable snowman also known as Yeti,
Oh-mah, Almasti, Sasquatch and other aliases. The fugitive is a
two-footed mammal known scientifically as Homo pongoides, or "ape-like
man." Suspect has been identified as a missing link between the ape
and modern man. Eyewitnesses have reported that he closely resembles
the Neanderthal species of sub-human.

Suspect is described as follows: Height: six to nine feet. Weight: 250
to 800 pounds. Complexion: wind-burned and ruddy. Dress: Suspect's
body is covered with one-inch long reddish-brown hair except for
portions of the face, hands and feet, He has been seen in the
Himalayan Mountains, in Russia, the United States, and Canada.

If some persistent hunter should capture such a creature, we might
expect that fame; fortune and a footnote in scientific history would
be his reward. The enigma of the "missing link" has plagued scientists
of the Darwinian theory for many years. The actual body of an ape-man
specimen would end this controversy and prove the existence of the
abominable snowman. The rewards should be considerable.

Through pure chance and random circumstance, I obtained the body of
such a creature. Two world-renowned scientists examined the corpse and
declared it was a genuine ape-man creature, scientifically identified
as Homo pongoides.

Belgian scientist Bernard Heuvelmans declared: "For the first time in
history, a fresh corpse of a Neanderthal-like man has been found. It
means that this form of Hominid, thought to be extinct since
prehistoric times, is still living today. The long search for rumored
'ape-men' or 'missing links' has been successful."

Heuvelmans' associate, author and scientist Ivan Sanderson, reported
in a national magazine that the creature was "the genuine article.
This was no phony Chinese trick, or 'art' work."

When the newspapers published articles on my specimen, I was
astonished, and then concerned, to discover the creature was labeled a
"hoax"' by the prestigious Smithsonian Institution in Washington, D.C.
To my knowledge no member of the Smithsonian scientific staff has ever
examined the specimen described by Dr. Heuvelmans and Ivan Sanderson.

I became extremely nervous when the newspapers in both the U.S. and
England pointed out that "... if this creature is real, then there may
be the question of how and why it was killed." My fears led me to an
attorney and personal friend who explained the possibility of a murder
charge. The Federal Bureau of Investigation and hordes of lesser law
enforcement officials revealed a sudden, ominous interest in my
specimen, On one occasion I had to ask my U.S. Senator for his help to
get me out of an untenable situation with the Bureau of Customs and
The Department of Health, Education, and Welfare.

My dreams of recognition from the scientific community have vanished.
My attorney adequately summed up the situation one morning: "Frank, if
you're not careful you'll end up in a prison cell."

Now, for the first time I want the full story on this creature to be
published. I have not asked for, and will not receive, a single cent
from SAGA magazine. My main desire is to eliminate much of the
supposition and conjecture about a story that has become the biggest
controversy in the scientific world in the past decade.

Let us start at the beginning. In 1960, I was an Air Force Captain and
pilot assigned to the 343rd Fighter Group in Duluth, Minn. I had five
years to go until my retirement as a 20-year Air Force career officer
and was looking forward to a quiet life on a small farm somewhere in
southern Minnesota. I enjoyed being stationed in Duluth as the hunting
and fishing in northern Minnesota is the best in the world. During the
1960 deer-hunting season I was staying in a small resort on the shores
of the Whiteface Reservoir, approximately 60 miles north of Duluth.
Lts. Roy Aafedt and Dave Allison, and Maj. Lou Szrot were the other
members of the hunting party.

We left the cabin a few minutes after six on the second morning and,
although I had not spotted a deer on the opening day. I was confident
that a narrow neck of swamp where I had hunted was one of the best
locations in the area. I sat motionless on a hillside overlooking this
pine-crested thicket for almost two hours. I wee about to leave for
another location when a movement at the edge of the swamp caught my
eye. My pulse quickened as I thumbed for the safety catch on my
customized 8mm Mauser. A large doe, partially obscured by a cedar
tree, was staring directly at me.

Suddenly, a shot echoed from the other side of the swamp. With one
frightened leap, the doe dashed out of the thicket and headed straight
toward me; I raised my gun into firing position just as she spotted
me. Making three great leaps broadside, she scrambled beck toward the
swamp. I fired just as she reached the edge of the trees and she fell,
headlong, onto the ground. I bolted my rifle end tried to get off
another shot but she was up and out of sight into the heavy brush
before I could take aim.

I walked toward the thicket where I located large spots of blood on
the frozen grass. I also discovered that the wounded doe had left a
clear trail that led straight into the swamp. There was no snow on the
ground and my borrowed compare proved useless. It was against my
better judgment but I decided to follow the trail for a short distance
into the swamp.

I pushed slowly along following the doe's bloody trail, expecting her
to be lying just beyond the next bush. After an hour, however, I
realized that it would be impossible to pack the deer out even if I
did find her. I checked my bearings and decided to take just a few
more steps before retracing my trail out of the swamp.

Stepping over a small cedar log I heard a strange gurgling sound just
ahead. Startled, I raised my gun and listened to the noise for a
moment concluding that the deer went down and strangled in her own
blood. Cautiously, I eased my way toward the sound.

Suddenly, I froze in horror!

In the middle of a small clearing were three hairy creatures that at
first looked like bears. Two of these creatures were on their knees,
tearing at the insides of a freshly killed deer. The deer's innards
were scattered around the clearing and the "things" were scooping
blood from the stomach cavity into the palms of their human-like
hands. Raising their cupped hands of fresh blood to their mouths, they
swallowed the liquid.

The third creature was about 10 feet away, on the edge of the clearing
crouched on his haunches. It was obvious that he was a male of similar
stature as a man. Absolute horror gripped every muscle of my body as I
stared at this frightening tableau before me. I felt as if my body had
turned to stone.

Without warning the male leaped straight into the air from its
crouched position. His arms jerked upward, high over his head, and he
let out a weird screeching sound. Screeching and screaming, he charged
toward me. I cannot remember aiming my rifle nor do I recall pulling
the trigger, but a bullet must have slammed into the beast's body.

As blood spurted from his face the huge creature staggered, seemingly
stunned by this unexpected happening. I do not recall ejecting my
spent shell nor do I recall firing my rifle again. In many
sweat-drenched nightmares, however, I have vividly envisioned the
blood- covered face lying on the ground beside the mutilated deer. I
have absolutely no recollection of ever seeing the other two creatures
again. They seemed to have vanished into "thin air."

Blind with fear, I started to run. I dashed over the swampy terrain
not knowing or caring in which direction I ran. My only thought was to
get away from those horrible "things." I stumbled, fell, picked myself
up, and fell again. I thought they were right behind me. Finally, I
fell onto the frozen marshland completely exhausted, not caring if the
creatures caught me. I lay there waiting for the attack.

I have no recollection of time and perhaps my mind blanked out, when I
regained composure there was only the natural silence of the
swampland. I wondered if I hadn't fallen asleep and dreamed the whole
thing. Regardless. I knew I must find my way out of the swamp. My
compass, which I had borrowed from Major Szrot, was next to worthless.
I raised my rifle and fired the three rapid shots that signal a hunter
is in trouble. Nothing happened. I reloaded my rifle and fired again.
This time returning shots echoed in the distance.

I moved in the direction of the shots but stopped periodically and
listened intently for some familiar sound. After traveling a
considerable distance. I finally heard someone calling to me.
Traveling in the direction of the voice I finally emerged onto a hilly
clearing and saw a group of hunters standing around their camp. I
approached and, hiding my fright, explained that I had become lost
from my hunting party that morning. Two of the hunters seemed to know
where our green pickup was parked and volunteered to drive me back in
their automobile.

It was past noon when we arrived back at our parked truck. Lou and the
boys were waiting. I threw the compass at Lou. "That compass isn't
worth a cent." I complained. "You're just the great white hunter who
got lost." someone chuckled, chiding me for my lack of wood lore.

On several occasions that day, I started to mention my harrowing
experience to my companions. I wanted to confide in someone, but how
could I? Military retirement was less then five years away. I might
lose everything if the story got out. The night surgeon might even
believe I was mentally unstable and unfit for flying duty. I could be
forced out of the Air Force on a medical discharge.

My mind reeled with the possibilities. If I returned to the swamp what
would it prove? Had I killed the creature? Was it an escaped gorilla?
Or was it a man dressed up for-some deer- hunting prank. Except for
being completely hair-covered, the "thing" seemed to have every
feature of a human being. What about the two creatures that had
disappeared? Or, had the whole thing been the product of my
imagination? Everything was unreal and totally incomprehensible.

Our hunting party returned home and I spent a month wrestling with my
conscience. I had been troubled with migraine headaches several years
previously and now they returned with a pounding intensity. I
swallowed dozens of pills each day. As both an instructor and
instrument check pilot I always flew as aircraft commander. I often
had a pilot who was neither current, nor checked out for the
particular aircraft we were flying, so I avoided airtime, except for a
single four-hour flight near the end of the month.

I knew it was impossible to continue to fly until the mystery of my
experience in the swamp had been resolved. I watched the weather
closely, waiting for a heavy snow, which would provide good tracking
conditions. I would not consider going into that swamp again without
being able to backtrack in my own footsteps. On the 29th of November
it happened. The weather reported five inches of fresh snow in the
Whiteface area.

On Friday, December 2nd. a warm front moved in and the snow was slowly
melting making ideal tracking conditions. By now I had formed a plan.
The following day I took my automatic shotgun. several rounds of
double-O buckshot, hooked my swamp-buggy to the back of my pickup and
with Mike, my faithful dog, headed north to Whiteface Reservoir.
Passing Ranta's resort, I proceeded to the east side of the lake.
After the bug was unhooked and the chains installed on the huge DC-3
aircraft tires. I headed down the old logging trail looking for the
area where we had parked our truck during the hunting season.

Mike was trembling with anticipation and I was shaking with fear. Any
mishap could be disastrous. It seemed doubtful that any other human
would enter this portion of the woods for the rest of the winter. I
was also aware of the possibility of encountering one or more of the
"things" and not knowing what to expect created a fear that almost
caused me to turn back.

The bug ran beautifully as I inched through the soft snow, so I turned
my attention to searching for a familiar landmark. After making
several lucky guesses at "Y's" in the trail I suddenly recognized the
small clearing where the truck had been parked. Again, almost
uncontrollable fear gripped me as I parked the bug. My heart raced
wildly as I pulled my shotgun from the rack and heeded for my old
stand overlooking the swamp. The old trail that had been taken by the
wounded doe was covered with snow so I inched in a general direction
toward the scene. It was difficult to walk, as small logs covered with
snow acted as built-in obstacles. I was constantly on the alert for
tracks in the melting snow. Once I fell across a snow-covered log and
remained there to rest for a few minutes. Mike, working in his usual
circle, jumped a browsing deer that came crashing through the thicket.
My heart leaped into my throat.

I called softly to Mike. He returned trying to lick my face as if he
could erase the fear from my body. "Mike, old friend, we'll be lucky
to get back to the bug," I said softly. "Let's get out of here." It
was almost two o'clock when I started to retrace my tracks in the
snow. I wanted to get out of this devil swamp and back to
civilization. My legs moved faster and faster as I swore to never set
foot in the swamp again. I tripped over a large snow-covered log. When
I tried to get up, horror flashed over me. I had fallen directly on
top of a frozen, human-like form.

I was ready to run when Mike started to dig at the body under the
snow. I realized then that the events of that horrible day a month
earlier had been real. I staggered to my feet, called Mike to my side
and spent several minutes staring at the huge, hairy body. Finally I
brushed the snow away from the head and noticed that one eye seemed to
be completely missing. But there was so much frozen blood it was
impossible to tell for sure.

The face was not covered with hair, but the neck, shoulders and
stomach, were caked with frozen blood. The creature's left arm was
twisted under the body but I compared the right hand with my own. This
hand appeared identical to mine, except it was twice as large.

As I was inspecting the creature my fear suddenly vanished. I was now
convinced I had not killed a true human being, but something similar
to man, perhaps some "freak" of nature. Maybe it was a mutant of some
type. I examined the poor creature and realized it was in a perfect
state of preservation. I also noticed that the dead deer had been
completely devoured by predators. Why hadn't these predatory animals
eaten the flesh of the "hairy thing"? There was indeed a mystery
surrounding this "freak."

I decided that the creature should not be left in the swamp. I was
still concerned with the scandal that could jeopardize my retirement
from the Air Force. It was impossible to dig a grave in the frozen
earth. If the creature was left in the swamp, a wandering hunter might
stumble over the body in the spring. An investigation by law officers
might lead the authorities to me.

There was only one thing to do. I left the swamp buggy concealed in
the woods and went hack to Duluth with my pickup. I told my wife that
the bug had become stuck, and I had to have a pick, shovel, ax, and
chain saw. I returned to the swamp the following day and inched the
bug back into the brush cutting a trail as I went. Using an ice chisel
from the truck, I chopped the creature's body from the frozen earth.
Loading that hulk onto the rear platform of my swamp buggy was one of
the most difficult experiences of my life. The body was rough dead
weight, and was frozen solid. Finally the icy form was laid out on the
platform and I snugged it down with cargo straps that were standard
equipment in the bug. When I reached the pickup I struggled to
transfer the monstrous form to the truck bed. Again the nylon straps
were indispensable.

It was after dark when I pulled up to my home in the suburban military
housing area of Duluth. My wife, Irene, war almost hysterical when she
saw the gigantic corpse. I was now beginning to accept the creature
and finally, I convinced her of the seriousness of my experience.

"What do you plan to do with the thing?" she asked, fearfully staring
at the ape-like form. "I can't dig a grave, the ground is frozen
solid," I explained "Maybe we can keep it in the freezer until
spring?" We had just purchased a large food freezer two weeks earlier.
"But the freezer is full of meat." Irene protested. "Then we'll have
to give the meat away," I answered. "My retirement is more important
then a few dollars worth of meat."

She finally agreed to my plan. Like many military wives she was
accustomed to adjusting to unforeseen and unpredictable circumstances.
We put our three children to bed, waited until they were asleep, and
then with the use of the straps dragged the carcass of the creature
into the basement.

"We'd better keep the thing covered." Irene said, as she went upstairs
for an old Army blanket, "I'll keep the kids out of basement and clean
out the freezer."

When I returned home after duty on Monday, I discovered my wife had
cleaned out the freezer as she had promised. However, she was almost
hysterical over the thought of having that horrible "thing" in the
basement. "I don't know what it is," she confided, "but it smells
terrible and the odor is all over the house."

Despite the stench, we entered the basement and bent the creature's
arms and legs so that it would fit into the freezer. Either the body
was still frozen or rigor mortis had set in. It was an extremely
difficult task and we both breathed easier when the creature was
completely in and the top securely fastened. We washed our hands
several times and placed our clothes in the washer to soak. Later that
night we opened the basement windows for a thorough airing. "Let's not
tell a single person about this," I cautioned my wife. "We'll just
leave it there until spring."

The creature remained in our food freezer for almost a month. Then my
curiosity drew me into the basement. Man or animal? A mutant human or
a cross between the ape and man family? There were a hundred different
explanations. I opened the freezer and discovered the creature's body
was dehydrating. Certain parts of the body looked likes piece of
dried-up meat.

I went bask upstairs and told Irene of the dilemma. "If we bury it in
the spring it won't make any difference," I said. "But if we learn
what it is and decide to keep it then it should be properly preserved.
I don't know how to keep it from drying out."

My wife thought a moment. "Remember those Canadian lake trout that we
kept for two years? We froze them in ice water and they stayed fresh.
Perhaps the thing could be preserved that way. It's worth a try." We
started by pouring 20 gallons of ice water into the freezer each day.

The job was completed within a weekend and our incredible secret was
now encased in a solid block of ice safe from prying eyes and freezer
burn. To make certain that no one could open the freezer; the door war
locked and I kept the only key.

When the spring thaw arrived I was faced with another dilemma. It
would require several days to melt the ice around the creature's body,
and, in the process the basement of our home would be filled with an
odorous stench. I was also concerned about the danger of burying the
"thing." A passerby might see me digging a grave and alert the police.

Transporting the body from my home to a gravesite was equally
dangerous. I envisioned a traffic accident, with the smelly creature
tossed out on the pavement and a police officer staring at me as I
fumbled for some rational explanation. My wife was now accustomed to
having the creature in the freezer so I decided to leave it in the
basement and not press our luck.

In the summer of 1961, we purchased a farm near Rollingstone, Minn.,
in preparation for my retirement. We agreed that the family would move
to the farm at that time and I would commute on weekends.

I could not risk allowing a moving company to transfer our freezer so
I rented a U-Haul truck and moved all of our furniture by myself.
Friends helped skid the heavy "meat packed" freezer out of the
basement and into the truck. A couple of fellows asked why I didn't
remove the meat first but I explained that I wanted to keep it cold
inside for the long trip to the farm. "Besides I couldn't seem to
locate the key in all the confusion of moving. The trip from Duluth to
Rollingstone took seven hours and the top layer of ice had started to
melt. Friends and relatives again assisted in unloading the furniture
and skidding the heavy freezer into the basement. I breathed easier
when it was safely situated in the utility room of our remote farm
home. I could not get by until retirement without fear of exposure. I
was concerned that a power failure might occur so I purchased a
standby generator to cope with such an emergency. It was also
gratifying to know that it could now be buried at any time in our
"back forty" without fear of being seen.

In November 1965, I retired from the Air Force after completing 20
years of active service. I joined my family at the farm end quickly
became disillusioned with the inactivity of life. I now had plenty of
opportunity to read and for the first time became acquainted with the
many stories and legends about the so-called "Abominable Snowman." The
more articles I read the more certain I became that the "thing" in our
freezer was a type of snowman. I now began to make discrete inquiries
about the statute of limitations on murder and learned that there was
no time limit in the state of Minnesota. Because of this, the decision
was made to just sit tight with our specimen safely in the freezer for
a while longer.

In December 1966, I happened to meet a veteran showman who quickly
recognized my boredom with civilian life and suggested that I become a
full time showman by exhibiting a rare old John Deere tractor that I
had acquired and loaned to the Smithsonian Institution. It had been
returned to me from Washington and I was showing it on a highly
selective basis. "Take your tractor on a full-time circuit of major
fairs. You won't get rich but you'll have fun and discover a whole new
world out there." he raid.

Suddenly a thought dawned on me. "Would some sort of a frozen hairy
creature resembling a prehistoric man make a good attraction?" The
showman almost choked. "It's a great idea, but where would you ever
get a specimen like that?" "Perhaps I could get one made," I said, not
being able to divulge my secret.

I returned home with only one thought in mind and immediately
consulted with my attorney concerning the legalities of exhibiting the
creature. He listened with amusement until I drove him to my farm and
opened the freezer. He stared down into the cloudy ice with horrified
fascination. Later, we discussed the legal aspects.

"There's always the possibility of a murder charge if this thing is
judged to be human," he informed me. "Then are also laws concerning
the transportation of dead bodies. I can see all sorts of legal
difficulties."

"I'm convinced the creature would make a great exhibit," I said.
"Isn't there any way to do it by creating a model?" He lit another
cigarette and thought a moment. "You have the original body. The
authorities will be after it because this thing is the scientific find
of the century; however, it might be possible to create a model as you
suggested. Maintain a record of the model's construction but show the
real creature instead. If the officials pressure you, it's a small
matter to produce photos of the model taken during different phases of
fabrication." "Better than that." I replied. "I'll even exhibit the
model for the first year so that it will be accepted by carnies as a
'bogus' show."

In January 1967, I made sketches of the real creature and went to
Hollywood to confer with the men who make models for the motion
picture industry. I talked with Bud Westmore, the director of make-up
at Universal Studios. He informed me that such a model might cost up
to $20.000. Westmore didn't have the time to make the creation, but he
agreed to offer his technical knowledge if I needed it. He also agreed
that it would be a "challenging" endeavor. I then consulted with a
staff member of the Los Angeles County Museum. He suggested that I
contact Howard Ball, an independent artist who was creating life-size
fiberglass elephants to be displayed at the La Brea tar pits. I later
engaged Ball to sculpture the carcass and mold the body.

John Chambers, a make-up artist and academy award winner from
2Oth-Century Fox suggested that a small wax studio in Los Angeles
could implant the hair according to my specifications. I approached
Pete and Betty Corral. They agreed to do the work and implanted each
hair individually with an open-end needle. I constantly directed this
portion and their work was magnificent. They were great artists and a
pleasure to deal with.

By the time the model was completed, I had another worry. There was no
guarantee that any exhibit would make money on the fair circuit, yet I
had spent several thousand dollars, some of it borrowed, to obtain the
model. Despite my misgivings, I enlisted the aid of a friend in
Pasadena and we added the finishing touches to make it look as close
to the specimen in my freezer as possible. The bloody eyes, broken
arm, and the blood-soaked hair was carefully duplicated to match the
original.

It was now time to freeze the ice around the model and this presented
a few humorous moments. I rented a cold storage room from a large Los
Angeles ice company and at eight a.m. one sunny morning pulled in with
my monstrous creation in the rear of my station wagon. A stunned
executive happened to stroll by and did several double takes.
"W-w-w-w- where are you going with that thing?" he stammered. "I've
rented a storage room for a few days," I explained.

"In our company?" he stared at the model and twisted his hands in
anguish. "My gosh! Was that a living 'thing'? This is a food
processing plant. Get that thing out of here before a government
inspector sees it."

Later, I arranged to "ice down" the model at a privately owned locker
plant that had recently shutdown. The final phases of my creation were
completed there: I placed the model in a refrigerated "coffin"
designed especially for the exhibit. This was done with heavy straps
and a rented forklift. The coffin was transported in a special show
trailer to Los Banos, Calif., arriving just in time for its debut with
the West Coast Shows. On the 3rd of May 1967, the exhibit was opened
to the public for the first time as a "What-is-it" type of show.
"Where did it come from?" curious spectators inquired. "It is claimed
to have been found by some Chinese fisherman in the Bering Straits,"
was my stock reply. My "cover" story had been created in advance and
worked very well, so I stuck to it for the next two years.

As I continued along the fair circuit that year. I readily admitted to
other showmen that this was a creation. All agreed it was a compelling
attraction, but the model contained too many imperfections to fool
anyone with an expert knowledge of anatomy.

Our tour continued until November 1967, when we closed at the
Louisiana State Fair and returned to our farm home in Rollingstone for
the winter. By March 1968, I had convinced myself that it was safe to
substitute the real specimen for the coming fair season. I cut off
refrigeration to melt the ice from both specimens and made the switch
using my farm tractor loader and an "I" beam. I worked the creature
into a position closely resembling the model by cutting the tendons in
the arms and legs. I then started the difficult task of creating ice
around the specimen. "This will be the greatest exhibit to hit the
fair circuit," I said after the job was completed. "Even a trained
scientist would be shocked to see this."

The 1968 season was one of the most remarkable in our history.
Physicians, professors and college students came from everywhere to
see the exhibit. All pondered on the possibilities of a true "missing
link."

At the Oklahoma State Fair one prominent surgeon visited the exhibit
on nine separate occasions. Each time he brought a different
colleague. Even a high official of the State of Oklahoma tactfully
suggested that we were not promoting our exhibit fully by showing it
on the fair circuit. At the Kansas State Fair the county pathologist
was so intrigued that he sent many of his associates to see the
"creature."

Apparently the exhibit was brought to the attention of Ivan Sanderson
and Bernard Heuvelmans by one of their colleagues. They called and
asked permission to examine the creature. This was a grave mistake on
my part. Both men were visibly impressed but made no mention of
releasing a scientific report. However, Dr. Heuvelmans published an
article on the "Homo pongoides," the "Ape-man" in a February 1969
bulletin of the Royal Institute of Natural Sciences of Belgium. "The
long search for the rumored live 'ape-man' or 'missing link' has at
last been successful." he reported.

Ivan Sanderson published an article in the May 1969, issue of Argosy
magazine. "... Let me say, simply." he wrote, "that one look was
actually enough to convince us that this was — from our point of view,
at least — the 'genuine article.' This was no phony 'Chinese' trick or
'art' work. If nothing else confirmed this, the appalling stench of
rotting flesh exuding from a point in the insulation of the coffin
certainly did."

My problem started again with the publication of Heuvelmans' article.
It seemed as if every newspaper, radio station, magazine and
television station in the world wanted to verify the existence of the
creature. Calls poured in each day from London, Tokyo, Berlin, Rome,
and scores of American cities. The Smithsonian Institution requested
permission to inspect the carcass. This request was promptly refused.
Dozens of scientists asked permission to remove a core sample of the
creature. Biologists wanted hair end blood samples.

Heuvelmans had stated in his article that it appeared that the
creature had been shot. Newspapers began to speculate on the
possibility that law enforcement authorities should investigate the
manner in which I obtained the creature. "... If the body is that of a
human being, there is the question of who shot him end whether any
crime was committed," an article in the Detroit News reported.

With these events swarming into my life, I became a regular visitor to
my attorney's office. His advice was clear-cut and direct. "Frank, you
had better substitute the model for the real specimen and then take
off for a long vacation." This sounded like good advice, so I made
arrangements to make the transfer in a cold storage warehouse. The
original specimen was put into a refrigerated van and sped to a hiding
place away from the Midwest. Refreezing the model took several days
and it was during this period that newspapers carried accounts of both
me and the creature vanishing.

During the past few months I have been pressed for the conditions or
circumstances under which I would consider giving the specimen up for
scientific evaluation. Two conditions must be met before I would even
consider such an action. One: A statement of complete amnesty for any
possible violation of federal laws. Two: A statement of complete
amnesty for any possible violation of state and local laws where the
specimen was transported or exhibited during the 1968 fair season.

There will surely be skeptics that will brand this story a complete
fabrication. Possibly it is, I am not under oath and, should the
situation dictate, I will deny every word of it. But then no one can
be completely certain unless my conditions of amnesty are met. In the
meantime I will continue to exhibit a "hairy specimen" that I have
publicly acknowledged to be a "fabricated illusion," and leave the
final judgment to the viewers. If one should detect a rotting odor
coming from a corner of the coffin, it is only your imagination. A new
seal has been placed under the glass and the coffin is airtight.

© Saga Magazine, July 1970; story written by Frank Hansen.

[bipedalist]

Pretty convincing little saga, the Ga BoyZ seemed to have liked it too.

This post has been edited by bipedalist: Jan 11 2009, 02:00 PM

[Dudlow]

Wow, that is a really great find, Robert. Thanks for that!

My head is now swimming in the possibilities and permutations of possibility. If in 1960 Hansen needed 5 more years to complete a 20 year career in the Air Force, then he joined the military in about 1945, at the end of the Second World War. If he was, say, 20 years of age when he joined, he would have been born around 1925; which would make him about 84 years old today, if he has lived this long. Dead or alive, it would be interesting to confirm if he was attached to the 343rd Fighter Group out of Duluth, as he says he was. If he checks out as an actual historically verifiable person then one is simply left wondering what may have happened to the supposed 'original' version of the snowman he shot, if this preposterous business is true. If some one had written that story today, it would represent a really interesting reverse engineering of events so as to account for and support the mystery of the Minnesota Snowman; but it would remain just as frustratingly unprovable. That it appeared in 1970, three years after he pulled the plug on the exhibition, is really quite stunning to me, because the whole thing seems to have silently gone to ground so incredibly fast after that -- and that has always bothered me. His account of events would tend to vindicate Heuvelman's and Sanderson's belief that the unmistakeable odor of decaying flesh they claimed to have smelled was real; and therefore the exhibit was real. For better or worse, it is the first plausible explanation of how the bogus sounding Asian connection came into being that I have yet heard. This all plays out as an almost too crafty and unbelievably complicated ruse to avoid a criminal charge but it would make a really great suspense and adventure movie! On the other hand, life is all too often stranger than fiction. Some one has to do the movie!
Dudlow

[bipedalist]

Mooooovie......Mooooooovie!!!!

[Robert]

I agree. Maybe I'll write a screenplay.

Actually, Doug told me he's already working on one. But he didn't tell me exactly what it's about.

This post has been edited by Robert: Jan 11 2009, 06:34 PM

[hopeful]

Without immediately doing the research to provide the links, I will go ahead and say that I recall two members telling of their experience in seeing this creature when it was being shown. One said he had seen it and he described it, then the other (or maybe it was even the same person) said he had seen it a while later only it looked different. It will be interesting to see if the dates of their viewings correspond with the dates of the alleged switching of the model for the original, thus possibly explaining the difference in appearance.

Looking for links now.

And, YES, Robert, a screenplay (and/or movie, Dudlow) would be so cool!!!

edit: The following post by Crow Logic is to what I was referring.

"MINNESOTA ICEMAN QUESTIONS, I was there too and it was different" by Crow Logic

Vern Langdon has offered some lively posts and its nice to have him at BFF. But I have one problem with the MIM that has yet to be resolved to my satisfaction. I saw the exibit in 1972 and viewed it numerous over the course of the week it was displayed at a Long Island Shopping Mall. I've posted my impressions of what I saw and they need not be recounted here. However the creature I viewed in 1972 was not the same as the creature that appeared in Argosy Magazine in 1968. This has bothered me ever since especially because there is the story that the original Iceman was replaced by a model. Since I'm sure there are others here that saw the Iceman in the early 1970's I'd like to know if they too saw a display that was different from the Argosy article.

This post has been edited by hopeful: Jan 11 2009, 10:14 PM

[NWSquatcher]

MINNESOTA/FRANK HANSEN ICEMAN-BIGFOOT, I WAS "THERE" IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS

Verne Langdon's thread on the BFF above

This post has been edited by NWSquatcher: Jan 11 2009, 10:04 PM

[hopeful]

That's right! It was both of those threads, NWSquatcher. They were both begun at close to the same time.

Edit to correct grammar (because Robert is an English teacher.) It should be "begun" rather than "began", right?

This post has been edited by hopeful: Jan 11 2009, 10:20 PM

[Poo]

Woh, that was a long read, but an interesting one at that. Nice find.

[Texas Bigfoot]

Ah, the old "freeze the body into a solid block of ice in a meat freezer" trick. Where have I heard of that before!

[whitebuffalo]

Wow!

One thing he wrote about very well would be the fear you feel. I didnt see a scene like his, but I sure felt the fear just the same.

I remember back in the 70's paying a couple bucks to look at a BF in an ice block. You could see the hands and fingers pretty good. I remember looking at these huge hands that looked human. If I recall right it didnt have alot of hair though, just a cloth covering his sensitive area.

Man what A story!

[Robert]

Look at this. Rick West's website. He claims it was the greatest sideshow hoax of all time.

Scroll down to half way to the bottom of the page to read more of what he said.

But the best creature ever shown was Frank Hansen’s. He brought his exhibit out in 1967. I met him at his first fair. His creature was encased in ice and shown in a custom-built freezer. It is quite a story; people thought the creature was real. Many people still believe it was real. I had the chance to go up and visit Frank shortly before his death. I even had the opportunity to purchase the creature and the exhibit…

”Preserved Forever in a Coffin of Ice!”

You know, I should have bought it.

http://www.sideshowworld.com/interviewRickWest.html

[AlbertaSasquatch]

So if Rick West had the opportunity to buy the creature and the exhibit, yet passed it up, how come no one else has been able to buy it. Why did it completely dissappear off of the face of the earth? Also, he says he should of bought it. How come he never checked to see if he still could have bought it after Frank died. My point is SOMETHING had to have happened to the exhibit. Where did it go? Who owns it now? Did it get trashed. Is there a decomposing body in freezer in a landfill somewhere? Is there a fake body not decomposing in a landfill somewhere? Did this creature finally get the proper burial in the Hanson's "back forty"? There are still way too many questions involving the Minnesota Iceman that I think we need to anwer as a community. We need to get to the bottom of this. Is this not the site where we busted Biscardi and every other conman's lame attempts to fool the public. I say let's bust this one, wide open if need be. I know some of you Sasquatch detectives (NOT Steve Kulls) could get to the bottom of this. Did Frank completely make up the story in Saga magazine just to cover his tracks of buying a model when it became public knowledge. How come so many people claim to have seen 2 different bodies? What did Sanderson and Heuvelman's smell? We need some answers.

This post has been edited by AlbertaSasquatch: Mar 11 2009, 05:19 PM

[RB]

Investigate all you wish... but without the body, you have nothing.

One thing to remember about hucksters, hoaxers and carnies... they all lie.

Any shred of truth ever present is long gone...

Anything to come up "missing" is usually for good reason... and no carny would kill the golden goose...

Show me the body, then we'll talk.

[AlbertaSasquatch]

Well I agree with most of what you said RB, I still think there are some answers to be found out there. Your right we have no body, real or fake. But one, or perhaps both of them have to be out there somewhere. You would think his family would know what happened to either the real body, IF there is one, or especially the fake. I can't see his kids saying "Gee, here's dad's fake Iceman exhibit......let's throw it in the trash!" SOMEONE knows something. Where do you start though. I guess I just have a lot of faith in the members of this forum because the track record of busting liars is pretty good.

[Robert]

Someone told me a couple of years back that he had seen the fake body in Hansen's barn, or shed... and that it was just lying in the old freezer, pushed up against one wall, all dried out and looking the worse for wear. I assume Hansen destroyed it before he died.

It would be cool if someone went to his home and found it though, wouldn't it?

[AlbertaSasquatch]

Why would Hansen destroy the fake body though if he was offering to sell it to Rick West before he died? Rick West is a carnie himself though, so you probably should take anything he says with a grain of salt. If Hansen knew he was dying you would think he would be trying to sell the fake and if there is one, the real one as well so that he could set up his family a bit before he died. I too have heard the fake was lying in a freezer in a barn, but I always assumed that was an urban legend. Maybe this case is just destined to stay in the unkown area of Sasquatchdom.

[TooRisky]

Now I know with out a doubt the BF exsists...But in my 47 years of telling and hearing stories I just find this a little to much...

[rockinkt]

This hoax seems to never go away.

[NoxieMr]

As has been said, why wouldn't Hansen have told the whereabouts/given/sold the fake or the "real" body to SOMEone on his deathbed?

Describing it as a "beast" or "man", among a dozen other depictions covering everything in between alternately, depending on which suits his interest best during the story doesn't sit well with me. Saying he was "unsure if it was my imagination" doesn't lend credence, and "swallowing dozens of pills" each day, especially as a military aviator, is irresponsible, even if it was merely aspirin and within regulations.

Hansen says shortly after retirement he "happened to meet a veteran showman" who "recognized my boredom", then suggested he go on tour displaying a tractor? It's as convenient as tripping over the man's/beast's body while heading back from his search.

I'm not saying I know the truth, but I'd bet all my meager possessions it's bs. I'm safe tho, because apparently Hansen safely disposed of the model he had borrowed thousands for (from who? bank? carny? Uncle Joe?) to travel, get estimates, then have created, one hair sewn in at a time, no less, and the "real" body was hidden to avoid fear of prosecution, according to the tale, and no living soul that may have known where, will share, even tho he'd prob get rich.

It's like the Patterson footage, but in reverse. If the "costumed actor" and the unequalled "suit" would have been brought forth at any time during following 10, 20, 30, 40 yrs, P & G's accomplice(s) could make a ton of money. Like Hansen's body, I suspect the alleged suit and actor don't exist.

Funny thing is, as a kid in the '70's reading about The MN iceman from Sanderson first, I bought into it. But if anyone was to take Hansen seriously after reading that at the time, I believe the authorities would have cornered him and demanded to know the alleged victim's whereabouts. I recall an Unsolved Mysteries episode from the mid '90's where there was a reenacted scene depicting a sheriff attempting to do just this, whereupon Hansen split the scene.

Finally, I'm surprised they fit all that into a magazine, but then again, in 1970, 4/5ths of mag's weren't ads like today. You got a bang for a buck...er, quarter then.

This post has been edited by NoxieMr: Apr 18 2009, 10:00 AM